Dumbass of the Day-Parolee Left Meth At Wally World

Parolee Left Meth At Wal-Mart, Police Say

POSTED: 6:43 pm MST April 20, 2008

LODI, Calif. -- A 54-year-old parolee accidentally left nine baggies of methamphetamine at the counter at Wal-Mart, police said.

Daniel Santos Ramirez was checking out on Sunday when he left his wallet, a pouch containing packaged meth, and $420 at the counter, Officer Dale Eubanks said, reported KCRA-TV in Sacramento, Calif.

The clerk called police with his identification, and officers found out that Ramirez was on parole for drug sales.

Ramirez was arrested at his home later that day.
Police said they found a shotgun and drug-related items at his house.

Ramirez was due to get off parole Wednesday, Eubanks said.
He was booked on various charges.

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Italian convicted for staring at woman on train
Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:38pm BST

LECCO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian man was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.
A judge sentenced the man in his 30s, whose name was not revealed, to 10 days in prison and a 40 euro fine after a 55-year old woman filed a complaint for sexual harassment.
His lawyer said on Friday he would appeal the sentence. The court will explain its verdict later.
The two met on two separate occasions in 2005 on a commuter train going from Lecco, a town in northern Italy, to Milan.
The first time, the man sat next to the woman but she felt he had moved too close for comfort. The next day, the man sat in front of the same woman and according to her complaint, stared at her for the whole journey.
The two did not speak.

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"Tiny Bubbles in the Wine, make me happy.."

Full name:
Donald Tai Loy Ho

DOB/DOD:
August 13,1930-April 14,2007

Claim To Fame:
Hawaiian Musician & Entertainer.Released numerous records. Mosty famous for "Tiny Bubbles" and "Pearly Shells"(yes I love that song) and the Entertainer at Waikiki Beachcomer,HI (which I got to see when I was a kid, was awesome!)
Don Ho Passed away from Heart failure April 14,2007, in Hawaii. His Ashes were scattered in the Pacific Ocean off of Waikiki Beach.

Double the Dumbassery of the day

Texas inmate cons way onto Idaho ballot
updated 7:54 p.m. CT, Wed., April. 16, 2008

BOISE, Idaho - A federal prison inmate got himself listed on the ballot for Idaho's May 27 primary as a Democratic presidential candidate, the state's top election official said.

Keith Russell Judd is serving time at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Texas for making threats at the University of New Mexico in 1999. He's scheduled for release in 2013.

Judd, 49, qualified for the ballot by submitting a notarized form and paying the required $1,000 fee, state Secretary of State Ben Ysursa said. As a result, Democratic voters will be able to choose among Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Judd.

"We got conned," Ysursa told The Spokesman-Review of Spokane, Wash.

It's Judd's second presidential bid in Idaho, the newspaper said Wednesday. In 2004 he declared as a write-in candidate for president, which requires only the submission of a declaration, and didn't get any votes.

No matter how many votes he gets this time, he won't get any national convention delegates. Idaho's delegates are chosen at party caucuses.

"The good thing is the Democratic presidential primary has absolutely no legal significance," Ysursa said.

Prison officials told the state elections office that Judd sent out about 14 checks to states seeking to get on the presidential election ballot and about half had been returned. He qualified as a write-in candidate in Kentucky, California, Indiana and Florida, but Idaho apparently is the only state where his name will appear on the ballot.

"It's a mockery of the system, and it's too bad that this kind of thing can happen," said Chuck Oxley, a state Democratic Party spokesman.

Party leaders are especially annoyed because Ysursa, a Republican, barred a Democratic state senate candidate, Matt Yost, from the ballot after determining that Yost was registered to vote in a different district.

"We have this really good candidate who can't get on the ballot, and this yahoo prisoner in Texas who coughs up a thousand bucks can," Oxley complained.

Judd paid his fee with a U.S. Treasury check drawn on his prison account, Ysursa said.

In his declaration, Judd listed as a campaign office telephone number the city desk news tip line at the Beaumont Enterprise newspaper in Texas. On a ProjectVoteSmart profile, he gave an Internal Revenue Service line in Ohio for the number of his campaign coordinator telephone.

"We did some checking," Ysursa said. "There was nothing legally to keep him off."

A key reason Judd was able to make the ballot was a recent change in state election law that eliminated a requirement under which he would have had to get signatures from more than 3,000 Idaho citizens.

"We may rethink how we get on our presidential ballot next time," Ysursa said. "We'll take a look at it. We've got four years to think about it."

Man arrested; allegedly viewed pornography on library computer
April 12, 2008

WILLIAMSBURG - Several times during the last month, a maintenance worker has found what appeared to be bodily fluids in pencil holders and plastic bags around the public-access computer area of the Williamsburg Regional Library.

After the worker told library officials, the incidents were reported Monday to police, who suspected that a man was repeatedly masturbating at the library. On Thursday, library workers saw a man around the computer area and called police. The man initially had his hands down his pants but began fumbling around and acting nervously when police arrived, Williamsburg police spokesman David Sloggie said.

The man was arrested after police determined that he was looking at a pornographic Web site on one of the library's computers, Sloggie said.

Jeffrey Jay Jones, 22, of Joy Drive in Hampton is charged with defacing public property and possession of marijuana, Sloggie said. Police found marijuana when arresting Jones.

Sloggie said no one witnessed any acts, so Jones couldn't be charged with exposing himself. If the acts had taken place in front of a child or anyone else, it would have risen to a felony, Sloggie said.

Williamsburg Regional Library Director John Moorman said Friday that the library did have policies regarding use of its public computers and the Internet.

According to the library's Internet use policy, all computers accessible to the public have technology that filters or blocks child pornography, obscene material and materials deemed harmful to juveniles as defined by Virginia state law.

However, filters can't catch everything.

"One person's definition of pornography may not be somebody else's," Moorman said.

Moorman said the library handled any violations of the policy on an individual basis and contacted police if any inappropriate behavior was observed. Violations of the policy might also result in revocation of library privileges.

"We are a public facility," he said. "In this day and age, anything can happen in a public facility."

Hump Day Dumbass of the Day

Bank robber gives teller her name, address
April 14, 2008 - 11:31PM
The Monitor

McALLEN - A woman accused of robbing two banks this month gave investigators a vital clue to her identity Monday, when she passed a threatening note to a teller with her name and address on the back.

Investigators believe Maria Garcia, 33, scrawled the hold-up message on the back of a completed food stamp application moments before entering the Capital One Bank branch in downtown McAllen and making off with an undisclosed amount of cash.

Officers arrested her less than two hours later by tracking her to the address on the form. They also linked her to a similar robbery earlier this month at a Capital One bank in Mission.

Police have not yet disclosed the contents of the note Garcia used to hold up the McAllen bank on Monday. But they said she entered the location, near the intersection of South Main Street and Erie Avenue, just before 10 a.m. without a weapon.

Once the tellers handed over the cash, Garcia stepped outside but didn't get far before an ink pack embedded in the money exploded, McAllen Police Chief Victor Rodriguez said.

Banks often package large amounts of cash with the stain-making devices as a security precaution. Evidence of the exploded pack remained on the bank's outside wall hours after the robbery.

"That stain's going to be with her for a long time," Rodriguez said. "That ink is pretty powerful."

The circumstances of Monday's robbery are similar to the April 1 hold-up in Mission of which Garcia is also accused. In that case, the robber entered the Capital One on South Shary Road, gave the teller a note and fled before police arrived at the scene.

Within a week of that robbery, investigators had tracked the suspect to the San Juan home but were still conducting surveillance on the house at the time of Monday's robbery, Mission police Chief Leo Longoria said.

"Our detectives came over after hearing about the bank robbery in McAllen and sat on the house," he said.

They arrived Monday to find Garcia and an alleged accomplice - Ricardo Cavazos, 32 - trying to remove the license plates of a green Ford Expedition that police identified as their getaway vehicle.

A search of the SUV uncovered ink-stained clothing and money believed to have been taken from the McAllen bank, Longoria said. The money from the Mission robbery had not been recovered as of Monday afternoon.

Officers from Mission, McAllen and San Juan surrounded the home for several hours as family members hovered behind police lines looking alternately concerned and confused.

It wasn't the first time authorities had responded to the house near the intersection of Business 83 and Standard Avenue, said San Juan police investigator Rolando Garcia, who is not related to the accused bank robber.

Police had been called to the residence for child custody disputes and Maria Garcia's mother had filed a report with the department identifying her daughter as mentally challenged.

As of Monday evening, both Maria Garcia and Cavazos remained in the Mission city jail pending an arraignment hearing scheduled for today.

Both were set to face charges of aggravated robbery, a first-degree felony punishable by up to life imprisonment and up to $10,000 in fines.

After they are processed in Mission, they are expected to face charges in McAllen in connection with Monday's robbery.

Scrapbooking gone Vicious

A scrapbook career in shreds
By Erika Hayasaki, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
April 15, 2008

RONKONKOMA, N.Y. -- They called her "labelwhore," this 28-year-old rising star in the world of scrapbooking, with a silver stud in her lip and a tattoo in Latin on her left forearm: "Art is long, life is short."

Before the Internet bullies bashed her and judges revoked her title in the scrapbooking Hall of Fame, Kristina Contes basked in a reputation built on making pages dedicated to her designer handbags, her Converse sneakers and the word "dude." She showcased her avant-garde designs on websites like ScrapInStyleTV.com, traveled the country teaching classes, and turned down offers to go to Paris, London and Norway.

It's kind of like being a rock star," Contes said. "It's not what you think scrapbooking is."

A growing legion of 20-something scrapbookers -- with Contes as their pinup -- discovered one another online and bonded over pages that immortalized Coldplay lyrics and honored the Heineken bottle.

The edgier scrapbookers thought of it as an outlet -- much like keeping a diary -- in which they expressed political views, decorated pages of their poetry or paid tribute to television shows like "Project Runway," using torn and faded materials not guaranteed to last long enough for their grandchildren to see.

The new generation stuck out its tongue at traditional scrappers, who cultivated the hobby for decades -- creating folios devoted to baby's first Christmas, their granddaughter's wedding or Sunday's church service -- but rarely featured themselves or their feelings. Conventional scrapbookers, who liked layouts with teddy bear stamps, snowflake stencils and photos of birthday cupcakes, intended for their pages to outlast them.

"They're from the Stepford wife kind of mind-set," Contes said. "You're doing something different, you must be evil."

As popularity soared, scrapbooking -- in all its forms -- exploded into a $2.6-billion industry where enthusiasts young and old, conservative and radical, grudgingly put aside differences to compete in national contests, attend global conventions, build blogs, join chat rooms, create online portfolios, and view YouTube and other online instructional videos.

In that world, Contes stood out.

She created textures with vinyl and made patterns by dabbing bubble wrap in paint. She turned playing cards into mini-scrap pages, cut out curse words from cardboard, and laid out distressed fonts and fisheye photos. She started a blog, co-wrote a book and championed the world of scrapbookers -- until it turned on her.

"Has KC ever done a layout that didn't feature a photograph of herself?"

"My 4 y.o. does better with stickers."

"After you have viewed her work you know she has no class."

"I just want to . . . slap her!"

The trouble in the land of foam stickers and glossy glitter glue all started in February, after Contes won a contest sponsored by one of the industry's most popular magazines, Creating Keepsakes. Her winning pages featured photos of her feet and her hairless terrier, Chloe. Her name went into the magazine's Hall of Fame and her work was published in a book of the top 2007 entries.

But Contes -- inadvertently -- had cheated.

Someone else had taken pictures that ended up in her portfolio. When Contes called Creating Keepsakes to request that her friend receive a photo credit, the staff member approved it without realizing she had broken an entry rule: Submissions had to be solely the contestant's work. The book came out in October with both names published -- to the dismay of thousands.

Disgruntled scrapbookers besieged the Creating Keepsakes chat room threatening to cancel subscriptions, boycott and sue. Scrapbooking bloggers called it "Hall of Fame-Gate," naming it the top scrapbooking scandal of 2007. They compared it to the performance-enhancing-drug controversies involving major league baseball player Barry Bonds and Olympic track star Marion Jones. Someone wrote that Contes was as polarizing a figure as Martha Stewart.

At first, Contes found the uproar amusingly absurd. She replied on her blog: "Apparently, many lives have been destroyed by this catastrophe. The devastation will surely go on for many years to come, and this tragedy will not soon be forgotten."

Her post prompted a barrage of responses on message boards on sites such as Scrap Smack and Two Peas in a Bucket. One message string about her received more than 1,25 comments.

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Organist dies playing at funeral
Published: 15 Apr 2008

A CHURCH organist collapsed and died in front of shocked mourners at a funeral.

Brian Markland, 66, passed out seconds after a recital of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.

Another organist will now play the famous piece in Brian’s honour at HIS funeral today.

The Rev Graham Halsall, who was leading the service, and funeral directors battled in vain to revive the dad of three at St Saviour’s in Bamber Bridge, near Preston, Lancs.

Mr Halsall told how he held Brian’s hand until the end. He said: “It was immensely tragic. He was a gentle man, a great, exquisite organist.”

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MELVILLE, N.Y. (AP) ― Police say it was no surprise a bogus $50 bill got a Long Island man arrested—he was trying to use it to pay his bail on a traffic charge.
The transaction compounded Cyheam Forney's legal problems and landed him in jail.
Police say they spotted the 31-year-old Forney making an illegal left turn in Melville Thursday and soon discovered his license had been suspended.
Forney was arrested on a misdemeanor suspended license charge—until officers said he proffered the counterfeit currency as bail money. He was being held early Friday on a felony charge of possessing a forged instrument.
No telephone number could be found for Forney at the Wyandanch address police had for him, and they didn't know whether he had a lawyer.

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