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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

WTF? Granny used in Gangsta Rap Video




Granny Get Your Gun
Florida man charged with filming 85-year-old woman for gangsta video


APRIL 23--A Florida man is facing elder abuse charges after he allegedly filmed his senile 85-year-old grandmother wearing a ski mask and holding a gun for a "Gangstas and Thugs" street DVD series. Michael Alfinez, 18, was arrested yesterday by Palm Beach sheriff's deputies, who began their probe after a troubling video was seized earlier this year during a traffic stop. According to a sheriff's report, a copy of which you'll find below, Alfinez admitted filming his grandmother, Marie Huertas, and placing a ski mask on the senior citizen. He also acknowledged telling Huertas what to say on the video. Alfinez is pictured in the mug shot at right; Huertas, in a ski mask, can be seen in the adjacent video screen grab. The report notes that Huertas, who is holding a .22-caliber gun and appears "disoriented" in the video, makes a series of profane threats and statements like, "Fuck you if you don't like this," "I'll shoot you," and "Palm Beach County, bitch." When investigators showed Huertas the video, "she appeared to be shocked" at her recorded comments, and remarked, "they are making a criminal out of me." In addition to the abuse charge, Alfinez is facing weapons charges since the video also shows him (and two pals) firing a gun from a moving vehicle. Alfinez said that he got the idea to film his grandmother from an earlier "Gangstas and Thugs" production (which apparently featured another pensioner). Alfinez told investigators that he "knew my grandma could be like that too or better."

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Kick Ass Of the Day: Builder Destorys Porch Over Bounced Check

Now That is Freakin' Awesome!! The Bitch is at the bottom of the article..Enjoy





Builder destroys porch over debt
By Aislinn Simpson
Last Updated: 1:55am BST 23/04/2008

A builder who was not paid for the £22,000 porch and conservatory he built for a customer has taken revenge by demolishing his own handiwork.

Nigel Gray, who is self employed, repeatedly asked Anita Dovey for payment for the improvements he made to her terraced council house.

But after falsely claiming her husband had died, then sending him a cheque that bounced, she failed to respond to his pleas.

This week, Mr Gray took decisive action and, with the backing of the local council, set about the porch and conservatory he built with an 18lb sledgehammer.


“It gave me a great deal of satisfaction to watch them come crumbling down - but it was also galling to see my own work destroyed,” said Mr Gray. “Mine is a little company, and I’ve had to deal with a £22,000 deficit at one of the worst times of the year. I’ve taken a massive hit. Meanwhile, she’s been lounging around in my conservatory, loving it.

“It looked absolutely stunning, if I do say so myself. To see it on the floor like a bomb had gone off was upsetting. But I’d rather that than let her enjoy the fruits of my unpaid labour.”

As Mr Gray laid waste to the front of her house, in Shoreham-by-Sea in West Sussex, Mrs Dovey watched television in her living room.

She brought in his firm, Nigel Gray Windows and Conservatories - which has been operating for 22 years and has gained a good reputation with clients - to install a large conservatory at the rear of her house in December.


During construction, she asked Mr Gray to add a porch to the front. Once the job was done, he spent months sending payment reminders and eventually threatening legal action, but to no avail.

Mr Gray, who has a wife and four children, said: “I’ve lost a hell of a lot of money out of this woman. I’m on my own.

“If she had picked a multi-national company, they might have been able to write off a debt like that, but not me.

“In fairness to the council, they gave me their full backing to tear down the work - and even told me to leave the rubble on her doorstep.”


Mrs Dovey refused to comment on the debacle.

A spokesman for West Sussex County Council said: “Council tenants are allowed to make improvements to their homes. Unfortunately in this case, the private agreement has gone wrong. Mrs Dovey will be billed the cost of returning the property to its original state.”

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Dumbass of the Day-Man Pumps gas into Imaginary Car


Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into Imaginary Car
POSTED: 10:38 am EDT April 21, 2008
UPDATED: 3:53 pm EDT April 21, 2008

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle.

According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.

Officers searched Moore and found "two large baggies" of marijuana and a large amount of Ecstasy. Police said Moore also had a cell phone and a large amount of money, which they said was indicative of trafficking.

Police said that more narcotics were located on Moore when he was being booked into Metro Corrections.

Moore, 25, was charged with three counts of trafficking.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Dumbass of the Day-Um,I Have a Sex Toy...


CNN'S QUEST A VERY 'KNOTTY' BOY
By DAREH GREGORIAN and PHILIP MESSING
April 19, 2008


This is CNN? Kinky!

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying "Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m."

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn't lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn't exposing himself, the police source said.

Quest's unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.

"Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

At a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, Quest agreed to undergo six months of drug counseling in return for an "adjournment in contemplation of dismissal," which means the misdemeanor charges against him will be dropped and the case sealed if he stays out of trouble and completes his drug program.

He was released with no bail after spending most of the day behind bars.

Abramson predicted after the hearing that "the case will be dismissed." He declined to answer questions.

Quest, known for his hollering antics and stunts on the cable news network and its international counterpart, declined comment, as did a CNN spokeswoman.

On his official CNN bio, the network calls him "one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team."

"He has become one of the network's highest profile presenters," and his "dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business and news broadcasting," the network's Web site says.

He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn't think it would be a good fit.

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Manic Monday


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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Dumbass of the Day-Parolee Left Meth At Wally World


Parolee Left Meth At Wal-Mart, Police Say

POSTED: 6:43 pm MST April 20, 2008

LODI, Calif. -- A 54-year-old parolee accidentally left nine baggies of methamphetamine at the counter at Wal-Mart, police said.

Daniel Santos Ramirez was checking out on Sunday when he left his wallet, a pouch containing packaged meth, and $420 at the counter, Officer Dale Eubanks said, reported KCRA-TV in Sacramento, Calif.

The clerk called police with his identification, and officers found out that Ramirez was on parole for drug sales.

Ramirez was arrested at his home later that day.
Police said they found a shotgun and drug-related items at his house.

Ramirez was due to get off parole Wednesday, Eubanks said.
He was booked on various charges.

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Friday, April 18, 2008

WTF? of the Week-Quit Staring at Me!




Italian convicted for staring at woman on train
Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:38pm BST


LECCO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian man was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.
A judge sentenced the man in his 30s, whose name was not revealed, to 10 days in prison and a 40 euro fine after a 55-year old woman filed a complaint for sexual harassment.
His lawyer said on Friday he would appeal the sentence. The court will explain its verdict later.
The two met on two separate occasions in 2005 on a commuter train going from Lecco, a town in northern Italy, to Milan.
The first time, the man sat next to the woman but she felt he had moved too close for comfort. The next day, the man sat in front of the same woman and according to her complaint, stared at her for the whole journey.
The two did not speak.

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Wanna Touch My Screen??


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Stiff of the Week-Don Ho:King Of Hawaii

"Tiny Bubbles in the Wine, make me happy.."

Full name:
Donald Tai Loy Ho


DOB/DOD:
August 13,1930-April 14,2007

Claim To Fame:
Hawaiian Musician & Entertainer.Released numerous records. Mosty famous for "Tiny Bubbles" and "Pearly Shells"(yes I love that song) and the Entertainer at Waikiki Beachcomer,HI (which I got to see when I was a kid, was awesome!)
Don Ho Passed away from Heart failure April 14,2007, in Hawaii. His Ashes were scattered in the Pacific Ocean off of Waikiki Beach.





Double the Dumbassery of the day


Texas inmate cons way onto Idaho ballot
updated 7:54 p.m. CT, Wed., April. 16, 2008

BOISE, Idaho - A federal prison inmate got himself listed on the ballot for Idaho's May 27 primary as a Democratic presidential candidate, the state's top election official said.

Keith Russell Judd is serving time at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Texas for making threats at the University of New Mexico in 1999. He's scheduled for release in 2013.

Judd, 49, qualified for the ballot by submitting a notarized form and paying the required $1,000 fee, state Secretary of State Ben Ysursa said. As a result, Democratic voters will be able to choose among Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Judd.

"We got conned," Ysursa told The Spokesman-Review of Spokane, Wash.

It's Judd's second presidential bid in Idaho, the newspaper said Wednesday. In 2004 he declared as a write-in candidate for president, which requires only the submission of a declaration, and didn't get any votes.

No matter how many votes he gets this time, he won't get any national convention delegates. Idaho's delegates are chosen at party caucuses.

"The good thing is the Democratic presidential primary has absolutely no legal significance," Ysursa said.

Prison officials told the state elections office that Judd sent out about 14 checks to states seeking to get on the presidential election ballot and about half had been returned. He qualified as a write-in candidate in Kentucky, California, Indiana and Florida, but Idaho apparently is the only state where his name will appear on the ballot.

"It's a mockery of the system, and it's too bad that this kind of thing can happen," said Chuck Oxley, a state Democratic Party spokesman.

Party leaders are especially annoyed because Ysursa, a Republican, barred a Democratic state senate candidate, Matt Yost, from the ballot after determining that Yost was registered to vote in a different district.

"We have this really good candidate who can't get on the ballot, and this yahoo prisoner in Texas who coughs up a thousand bucks can," Oxley complained.

Judd paid his fee with a U.S. Treasury check drawn on his prison account, Ysursa said.

In his declaration, Judd listed as a campaign office telephone number the city desk news tip line at the Beaumont Enterprise newspaper in Texas. On a ProjectVoteSmart profile, he gave an Internal Revenue Service line in Ohio for the number of his campaign coordinator telephone.

"We did some checking," Ysursa said. "There was nothing legally to keep him off."

A key reason Judd was able to make the ballot was a recent change in state election law that eliminated a requirement under which he would have had to get signatures from more than 3,000 Idaho citizens.

"We may rethink how we get on our presidential ballot next time," Ysursa said. "We'll take a look at it. We've got four years to think about it."


Man arrested; allegedly viewed pornography on library computer
April 12, 2008


WILLIAMSBURG - Several times during the last month, a maintenance worker has found what appeared to be bodily fluids in pencil holders and plastic bags around the public-access computer area of the Williamsburg Regional Library.

After the worker told library officials, the incidents were reported Monday to police, who suspected that a man was repeatedly masturbating at the library. On Thursday, library workers saw a man around the computer area and called police. The man initially had his hands down his pants but began fumbling around and acting nervously when police arrived, Williamsburg police spokesman David Sloggie said.

The man was arrested after police determined that he was looking at a pornographic Web site on one of the library's computers, Sloggie said.

Jeffrey Jay Jones, 22, of Joy Drive in Hampton is charged with defacing public property and possession of marijuana, Sloggie said. Police found marijuana when arresting Jones.

Sloggie said no one witnessed any acts, so Jones couldn't be charged with exposing himself. If the acts had taken place in front of a child or anyone else, it would have risen to a felony, Sloggie said.

Williamsburg Regional Library Director John Moorman said Friday that the library did have policies regarding use of its public computers and the Internet.

According to the library's Internet use policy, all computers accessible to the public have technology that filters or blocks child pornography, obscene material and materials deemed harmful to juveniles as defined by Virginia state law.

However, filters can't catch everything.

"One person's definition of pornography may not be somebody else's," Moorman said.

Moorman said the library handled any violations of the policy on an individual basis and contacted police if any inappropriate behavior was observed. Violations of the policy might also result in revocation of library privileges.

"We are a public facility," he said. "In this day and age, anything can happen in a public facility."

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Hump Day Dumbass of the Day


Bank robber gives teller her name, address
April 14, 2008 - 11:31PM
The Monitor


McALLEN - A woman accused of robbing two banks this month gave investigators a vital clue to her identity Monday, when she passed a threatening note to a teller with her name and address on the back.

Investigators believe Maria Garcia, 33, scrawled the hold-up message on the back of a completed food stamp application moments before entering the Capital One Bank branch in downtown McAllen and making off with an undisclosed amount of cash.

Officers arrested her less than two hours later by tracking her to the address on the form. They also linked her to a similar robbery earlier this month at a Capital One bank in Mission.

Police have not yet disclosed the contents of the note Garcia used to hold up the McAllen bank on Monday. But they said she entered the location, near the intersection of South Main Street and Erie Avenue, just before 10 a.m. without a weapon.

Once the tellers handed over the cash, Garcia stepped outside but didn't get far before an ink pack embedded in the money exploded, McAllen Police Chief Victor Rodriguez said.

Banks often package large amounts of cash with the stain-making devices as a security precaution. Evidence of the exploded pack remained on the bank's outside wall hours after the robbery.

"That stain's going to be with her for a long time," Rodriguez said. "That ink is pretty powerful."

The circumstances of Monday's robbery are similar to the April 1 hold-up in Mission of which Garcia is also accused. In that case, the robber entered the Capital One on South Shary Road, gave the teller a note and fled before police arrived at the scene.

Within a week of that robbery, investigators had tracked the suspect to the San Juan home but were still conducting surveillance on the house at the time of Monday's robbery, Mission police Chief Leo Longoria said.

"Our detectives came over after hearing about the bank robbery in McAllen and sat on the house," he said.

They arrived Monday to find Garcia and an alleged accomplice - Ricardo Cavazos, 32 - trying to remove the license plates of a green Ford Expedition that police identified as their getaway vehicle.

A search of the SUV uncovered ink-stained clothing and money believed to have been taken from the McAllen bank, Longoria said. The money from the Mission robbery had not been recovered as of Monday afternoon.

Officers from Mission, McAllen and San Juan surrounded the home for several hours as family members hovered behind police lines looking alternately concerned and confused.

It wasn't the first time authorities had responded to the house near the intersection of Business 83 and Standard Avenue, said San Juan police investigator Rolando Garcia, who is not related to the accused bank robber.

Police had been called to the residence for child custody disputes and Maria Garcia's mother had filed a report with the department identifying her daughter as mentally challenged.

As of Monday evening, both Maria Garcia and Cavazos remained in the Mission city jail pending an arraignment hearing scheduled for today.

Both were set to face charges of aggravated robbery, a first-degree felony punishable by up to life imprisonment and up to $10,000 in fines.

After they are processed in Mission, they are expected to face charges in McAllen in connection with Monday's robbery.

Scrapbooking gone Vicious


A scrapbook career in shreds
By Erika Hayasaki, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
April 15, 2008


RONKONKOMA, N.Y. -- They called her "labelwhore," this 28-year-old rising star in the world of scrapbooking, with a silver stud in her lip and a tattoo in Latin on her left forearm: "Art is long, life is short."

Before the Internet bullies bashed her and judges revoked her title in the scrapbooking Hall of Fame, Kristina Contes basked in a reputation built on making pages dedicated to her designer handbags, her Converse sneakers and the word "dude." She showcased her avant-garde designs on websites like ScrapInStyleTV.com, traveled the country teaching classes, and turned down offers to go to Paris, London and Norway.

It's kind of like being a rock star," Contes said. "It's not what you think scrapbooking is."

A growing legion of 20-something scrapbookers -- with Contes as their pinup -- discovered one another online and bonded over pages that immortalized Coldplay lyrics and honored the Heineken bottle.

The edgier scrapbookers thought of it as an outlet -- much like keeping a diary -- in which they expressed political views, decorated pages of their poetry or paid tribute to television shows like "Project Runway," using torn and faded materials not guaranteed to last long enough for their grandchildren to see.

The new generation stuck out its tongue at traditional scrappers, who cultivated the hobby for decades -- creating folios devoted to baby's first Christmas, their granddaughter's wedding or Sunday's church service -- but rarely featured themselves or their feelings. Conventional scrapbookers, who liked layouts with teddy bear stamps, snowflake stencils and photos of birthday cupcakes, intended for their pages to outlast them.

"They're from the Stepford wife kind of mind-set," Contes said. "You're doing something different, you must be evil."

As popularity soared, scrapbooking -- in all its forms -- exploded into a $2.6-billion industry where enthusiasts young and old, conservative and radical, grudgingly put aside differences to compete in national contests, attend global conventions, build blogs, join chat rooms, create online portfolios, and view YouTube and other online instructional videos.

In that world, Contes stood out.

She created textures with vinyl and made patterns by dabbing bubble wrap in paint. She turned playing cards into mini-scrap pages, cut out curse words from cardboard, and laid out distressed fonts and fisheye photos. She started a blog, co-wrote a book and championed the world of scrapbookers -- until it turned on her.

"Has KC ever done a layout that didn't feature a photograph of herself?"

"My 4 y.o. does better with stickers."

"After you have viewed her work you know she has no class."

"I just want to . . . slap her!"

The trouble in the land of foam stickers and glossy glitter glue all started in February, after Contes won a contest sponsored by one of the industry's most popular magazines, Creating Keepsakes. Her winning pages featured photos of her feet and her hairless terrier, Chloe. Her name went into the magazine's Hall of Fame and her work was published in a book of the top 2007 entries.

But Contes -- inadvertently -- had cheated.

Someone else had taken pictures that ended up in her portfolio. When Contes called Creating Keepsakes to request that her friend receive a photo credit, the staff member approved it without realizing she had broken an entry rule: Submissions had to be solely the contestant's work. The book came out in October with both names published -- to the dismay of thousands.

Disgruntled scrapbookers besieged the Creating Keepsakes chat room threatening to cancel subscriptions, boycott and sue. Scrapbooking bloggers called it "Hall of Fame-Gate," naming it the top scrapbooking scandal of 2007. They compared it to the performance-enhancing-drug controversies involving major league baseball player Barry Bonds and Olympic track star Marion Jones. Someone wrote that Contes was as polarizing a figure as Martha Stewart.

At first, Contes found the uproar amusingly absurd. She replied on her blog: "Apparently, many lives have been destroyed by this catastrophe. The devastation will surely go on for many years to come, and this tragedy will not soon be forgotten."

Her post prompted a barrage of responses on message boards on sites such as Scrap Smack and Two Peas in a Bucket. One message string about her received more than 1,25 comments.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Funeral's are Dangerous I tell ya..




Organist dies playing at funeral
Published: 15 Apr 2008


A CHURCH organist collapsed and died in front of shocked mourners at a funeral.

Brian Markland, 66, passed out seconds after a recital of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.

Another organist will now play the famous piece in Brian’s honour at HIS funeral today.

The Rev Graham Halsall, who was leading the service, and funeral directors battled in vain to revive the dad of three at St Saviour’s in Bamber Bridge, near Preston, Lancs.

Mr Halsall told how he held Brian’s hand until the end. He said: “It was immensely tragic. He was a gentle man, a great, exquisite organist.”

Wife of 44 years, Anne, 63, said Brian, of Leyland, “touched so many lives through his music”.

A post mortem found he died of heart disease

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Monday, April 14, 2008

I Need to go back to bed, really.


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Sunday, April 13, 2008

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Dumbass of the Day-Passing Phony Money For Bail


LI Man Accused Of Passing Phony Money -- For Bail

MELVILLE, N.Y. (AP) ― Police say it was no surprise a bogus $50 bill got a Long Island man arrested—he was trying to use it to pay his bail on a traffic charge.
The transaction compounded Cyheam Forney's legal problems and landed him in jail.
Police say they spotted the 31-year-old Forney making an illegal left turn in Melville Thursday and soon discovered his license had been suspended.
Forney was arrested on a misdemeanor suspended license charge—until officers said he proffered the counterfeit currency as bail money. He was being held early Friday on a felony charge of possessing a forged instrument.
No telephone number could be found for Forney at the Wyandanch address police had for him, and they didn't know whether he had a lawyer.

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Stiff of the Week: La Pequeña

Full name:
Patricia Maldonado
"La Pequeña Prohibida"

DOB:
Unk
Claim to Fame:
He/She appears on Felipe Avello's comedy show in Chile.
Makes you-tube Vids of Celebs.





Window flim ain't suppsoe to do that..




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Friday, April 11, 2008

Just when you've thought you'd seen it all...



Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join
Police: Mother A Crip, Father A Westside Baller


POSTED: 7:10 pm MDT April 10, 2008
UPDATED: 7:27 am MDT April 11, 2008


COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.

On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.

After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.

His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.

"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.

Manzanares was charged with disorderly conduct, harassment, and domestic violence. He was transported to the Adams County Detention Facility.

On Tuesday, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a year of probation. The misdemeanor harassment charge was dropped

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

She should have told them evil gnomes did it.

Ok,in the end of Feb 08 I had broke my ankle, that shit hurt,I mean it hurt bad and swelled up and turned black...boy that was fun....but read below, these are some fucked in the head freaks....(I took that comment about the evil gnomes from Dlisted, if anyone asks)

MAN JAILED FOR JUMPING ON GIRLFRIEND'S LEG IN BID TO SUE COUNCIL
A man who broke his girlfriend's leg at her own request, and had it filmed on a mobile phone, in a bid to sue Plymouth City Council has been jailed for three years.
Gordon Thomson, 32, of Bampfylde Way, Southway, jumped two footed onto Elizabeth Hingston's leg, which was propped up on house bricks as she lay on the floor, a court heard.
A friend filmed the whole sickening incident on a mobile phone - a 20-second film which was watched in court. David Gittins, prosecuting, said that the pair had claimed that the injury had been caused by her garden wall falling on Miss Hingston, 27, at his council home.
The incident came to light on November 24, 2006 when police officers executed a drugs warrant at the defendent's home and seized a mobile phone, which they examined for evidence of drugs offences.
It was then they found the film of Thomson jumping on his girlfriend's leg. Police also found a partially completed insurance claim form. The video showed Hingston lying face down on the floor wrapped in a duvet with her leg exposed and her foot covered by a pillow. Bricks were placed below her knee and above her ankle before burly Thomson jumped as high as he could. He lands on her leg with his full force and a sickening crunch - so loud it made the court room gasp out loud - is heard.
The camera man then mumbles his approval and says ''that's definitely done it''. Images taken from the video Hingston was rushed to Derriford Hospital where she underwent an operation to put pins into her leg and was unable to walk for six months.
Mr Gittins said that during interview following his arrest on April 25 2007 Thomson admitted ''I did break her leg, but only because she had kept on and on at me for days to do it. ''I only jumped on her leg to shut her up.''
Thomson admitted causing grievous bodily harm with intent Robert Linford, defending, said that the pair had got the idea from television adverts for "no win no fee" solicitors who could claim thousands for personal injuries.
The court heard that though the accident was reported to the council, no legal claim was ever made.
Judge Francis Gilbert, after watching the film in court, said the case was 'extraordinary'. He added "To inflict really serious harm deliberately and with premeditation for a wholly financial motive is an extremely serious offence which only a custodial sentence is justified."
Thomson, who has a history of heavy amphetamine abuse, has already served nearly a year behind bars and could be released in about six months. He was supported in court by his new fiancee, Lauren Partridge, who shares a Southway home with him and her mother.
The family refused to comment after the case. The couple had been going out for just two months when the incident happened.

In Remembrance, it's been 5 years




April 11, 1972-April 10, 2003


Sidney K. McFarlan, 30, of San Diego died April 10.

He was born in Williamsburg, Va., and was a technologist for Scripps Rehabilitation Services.He was a member of the Bass Anglers Association.

Survivors include his parents, Claude Jr. and Yong; sisters, Molly McFarlan Rice of Yukon, Okla., Yong Forma of Sierra Vista, Ariz., and Yong Spataro of Altamonte Springs, Fla.; and brother, Claude III of Altamonte Springs, Fla.

Private family services were held.

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Dumbassery of the Day x 3

School says Athens,TX girl lied about immigration poster assault
4/9/2008


School officials say an eighth-grader lied when she told them a pack of angry classmates assaulted her over an anti-illegal immigration poster she brought to campus.

Athens Superintendent Fred Hayes said Wednesday that surveillance video shows 13-year-old Melanie Bowers inflicting scratch marks on herself after her poster was taken.

Bowers' poster for a class project read, ``If you love our nation, stop illegal immigration.'' Three Hispanic students had been suspended for their role in the alleged scuffle. Hayes said their punishment remains valid because they helped take the poster, but did not hurt Bowers in doing so.

Hayes said the school district has asked police to file criminal charges against the girl for filing a false report.



Palm Bay woman accused of attacking husband with soap
April 9, 2008

PALM BAY,FL — A 43-year-old woman who police said trespassed into a home and attacked her estranged husband in the shower with a bar of unwrapped soap, will face a judge next month.

Cheryl Ann Lunderman, of the 900 Raleigh Road, was charged with battery and burglary to an occupied dwelling after Palm Bay Police were called to a home located on the 2200 block of Oklahoma Avenue to investigate reports of a disturbance, reports show.


Lunderman, listed by police as a registered nurse, is expected to have a hearing on the charges May 16, records show. Last week a judge ordered Lunderman not to return to the home or have any further contact with the victim, records show. Palm Bay Police said the man was home taking a shower about 9:30 p.m. on April 2 when Lunderman got into the residence, walked into the bathroom and struck him in the face with an unwrapped bar of soap.

The man’s right eye was bruised by the soap, investigators said. The couple had been married for over two decades when they separated, officials reported. Police arrested Lunderman and transported her to the Brevard County Jail Complex. Police are seeking $134 in investigative costs in the case, reports show.


Unlicensed Dentist Arrested With Rusty and Bloodied Instruments
West Palm Beach, Florida
April 10, 2008 - 7:07AM

West Palm Beach, Fla.- Deputies have arrested a West Palm Beach man who they say was performing dentistry without a license. They say 37 year old Luis Sanchez was pulled over for running a red light April 2. A deputy saw a bag of stainless steel dental instruments in car. Sanchez explained he had been a dentist in Cuba and also worked as a dental assistant in Florida.

He said he had lost his job recently and did dental work on his friends to "make extra money" although he is not licensed to practice as a dentist in the state of Florida.

Deputies say they found dental instruments in his car, some of them rusty or with traces of blood on them. They say he also had a generic form of novocaine in his car and in his apartment.

They found various dental supplies and tools in his apartment on Forest Hill Boulevard, includng syringes, plaster impressions of teeth and an autoclave which is used to sterilize dental instruments.

Anyone who was a patient of Luis Sanchez is asked to call Deputy Steve Tzirtziropoulos at the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office at (561) 904-8275. Sanchez is charged with unlawful possession of prescription legend drugs, and operation of an unlicensed dental lab.

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Mega-Dumbasses x 2 WTF??



I am actually glad those two Bitches died, that's what they get oh well:

Teenage Girls Killed After Slashing Taxi Driver With Box Cutter
Last Update: 4/08 10:31 pm


Two teenage girls who attempted to rob a cab driver, slashing his face with a box cutter, were thrown from the taxi and killed in a wreck on Tuesday, police said.

The 50-year-old driver was taken to a hospital and released after receiving treatment for minor injuries, including cuts to his neck and face, Los Angeles Police Department spokeswoman Officer April Harding said. His name was not immediately released.

Two 17-year-old girls flagged down the cab at about 12:30 a.m. in eastern Los Angeles and asked to be taken to a nearby housing project, police said.

The girls were Alexous Ann Sandoval and Daisy Orozco, both Los Angeles residents, the coroner's office said.

When they pulled up, one girl said her boyfriend would come down to pay their fare. Instead, he approached the cab with a gun, Harding said.

The cab driver apparently sped away with the women still in the back seat.

"The cab driver got scared," Harding said. "One of the females pulled out a box cutter and began cutting the taxi cab driver and that's what caused him to crash."

It appeared the cab driver believed he was being followed by a gunman, police said. Two men were detained and being questioned about the incident, Harding said.



Don't Fuck with Chuck man...

N.J. Student's Hit List Included Chuck Norris
POSTED: 8:29 am EDT April 9, 2008
UPDATED: 8:34 am EDT April 9, 2008


PENNSAUKEN, N.J. -- Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor Chuck Norris.
Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says the list also included the names of three students and a school staff member.
No one was injured.

The two boys, both juniors, have not been found to have possessed any weapons.
School superintendent James Chapman said in a posting on the district's Web site that the boys said the list was a joke. School officials and police were taking it seriously.

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Dumb Asses of the Day, Yup Criminal Masterminds



Why was man in female attire in victim's closet?
Trial - A jury renders a verdict on the defendant, who says it was a mistake Tuesday, April 08,2008


HILLSBORO -- The petite 24-year-old Beaverton woman got out of the shower wrapped in a towel, stopped to watch a couple of minutes of TV and then sat down on her bed.

While putting lotion on her legs, she realized a man was standing in her closet, staring at her with bright blue eyes. He was wearing a lacy negligee with fishnet stockings, a woman's miniskirt, a sheer white blouse and a long brown wig.

For a second, time stood still. The woman stared back. The man hid his face in the crook of his arm.

Then she screamed twice, ran to another room and called police. The man fled without saying a word, hurrying from the ground-floor apartment in the 15200 block of Southwest Teal Boulevard to his nearby van.

She saw him again about a year later, this time in a Washington County courtroom. And he had an explanation for why he had been in her closet.

Prosecutor Gina Williamson Skinner was clear to jurors what the woman was thinking when she first saw the man in her closet.

"She had no idea what was going on, what was going to happen, how much risk she was at," Skinner said. "But what she thought at that moment was that she was going to be raped.

"It is every woman's greatest nightmare."

For nine months, the woman worried that the man might return. Until police told her they'd found their suspect -- they had matched DNA found on a meth pipe the man dropped in her closet to a convicted felon.


8 teens charged with beating girl so they could videotape the attack for YouTube

LAKELAND, Fla. -- Eight teenagers have been arrested on charges alleging they beat another teen in an "animalistic attack" so they could make a videotape to post on YouTube.

Seven of them remained in juvenile detention Tuesday, authorities said. A boy who was charged as an adult had been released on bail.

Victoria Lindsay was attacked on March 30 by six teenage girls when she arrived at a friend's home, authorities said.

One of the girls struck the 16-year-old victim on the head several times and then slammed her head into a wall, knocking her unconscious, according to an arrest report.

Later, according to a clip of the video that was released by the Polk County sheriff's office, the teens can be seen blocking a door and hitting Victoria.

"It's absolutely an animalistic attack," Sheriff Grady Judd said Tuesday on NBC's "Today." "They lured her into the home for express purpose of filming the attack and posting it on the Internet."

Victoria's father, Patrick Lindsay, said the teens intended to post the video on the video-sharing Web site YouTube.

Christina Garcia, mother of one of the defendants, said her daughter had turned the tape over to police.

The sheriff's office said that after the attack, three of the teens forced the victim into a vehicle and drove her to another location, where she was told she would be given a worse beating if she contacted police.

All eight suspects were arrested April 2 and charged with battery and false imprisonment. The three teens who took Lindsay to the second location are also charged with felony kidnapping.

Lindsay was treated for a concussion, damage to her left eye and left ear, and numerous bruises, police said.


Motion-Sensing Camera Catches Netflix Thief Red-Handed, Shirtless

Brian Krische and his roommate had a lot of their Netflix discs go missing before they received them, and they grew suspicious. So, like any self-respecting and enterprising geeks, they set up a motion-sensing camera pointed at their mailbox. The results? One chubby, shirtless criminal caught red-handed.

Yes, it turns out their "white-trash tenants in the first floor" had a penchant for checking their neighbors' mail while out on their daily shirtless stroll, snagging any red envelopes that happened to be there. Once Krische got the evidence in hand, he called up Netflix, who then called the cops. The shirtless bandits ended up with a $750 fine and a trip to the First Offender Program. That'll teach 'em to steal their neighbors' BioDome DVD

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Monday, April 7, 2008

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Sunday, April 6, 2008

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