Dumbasses of the Day:Pornstars buying LCD TV For $3.00

Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail

A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.

The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.

That’s when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Moya, had a knife.

“She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.

The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.

He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.

“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.

The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victim’s residence.

Deputies arrested Moya and charged her with aggravated assault and aggravated battery.

She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.


Kirksville man accused of switching water bottle's UPC_code with $500 TV
Published: Friday, April 25, 2008 1:40 PM CDT

KIRKSVILLE - A Kirksville man faces a felony indictment after trying to purchase a LCD television for less than $3 by allegedly replacing its UPC code with that of a water bottle.

Reginald Newman, 44, was indicted Monday by the Adair County Grand Jury and has been charged with attempted stealing by deceit.

According to documents filed in Adair County Circuit Court, Newman allegedly tried to purchase a 26-inch Viore LCD television from Wal-Mart, claiming the UPC code valued at $3.16 was the proper code the television, which normally sells for more than $517.

If convicted, he faces up to seven years in prison, a fine of up to $5,000 or any combination of the two.

He is in custody at the Adair County Detention Center on a $10,000 cash-only bond.

The grand jury also indicted a Novinger, Mo., man on two counts of felony forgery.

David Novinger, 45, was arrested Wednesday for writing checks on two accounts that were not his own.

He is also in custody at the Detention Center on a $25,000 cash-only bond.

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Pics o'Day: Life before Death

This sombre series of portraits taken of people before and after they had died is a challenging and poignant study. The work by German photographer Walter Schels and his partner Beate Lakotta, who recorded interviews with the subjects in their final days, reveals much about dying - and living. Life Before Death is at the Wellcome Collection from April 9-May 18,2008
Click here to see the rest of Life Before Death

Funeral Dirge of the day:Loved Stoned Creeps

Ghastly Delivery:Project Facade

An Approach to Artistic Response
Since 2004, Paddy Hartley has created sculptural responses to the patient records of The Gillies Archive and later life experiences of First World War Servicemen who underwent facial reconstructive surgery at the hand of New Zealander Sir Harold Delf Gillies and his surgical team. The Gillies Archive collated by Dr Andrew Bamji is housed at Queen Mary's Hospital, Sidcup (QMH) and provide a rare and unique insight into the origins and development of surgical facial reconstruction techniques pioneered Gillies.

The 'Positives' of Conflict
Though it is hard to find any positive aspects of the effects of war and conflict on society as a whole, it is without question that the surgical techniques pioneered by Gillies and his team to repair the horrific facial injuries inflicted upon Servicemen formed the foundation of modern-day facial reconstruction from which many tens of thousands of people have benefited. It is important to add that the groundbreaking work of Gillies predates the remarkable work of Gillies cousin, Archibald McIndoe and his association with The Guinea Pig Club during World War Two.

A Global Acknowledgement
The First World War was a truly global conflict and is reflected in the case histories of Servicemen treated at QMH. In addition to the records of Servicemen from the United Kingdom, The Gillies Archive holds the records of New Zealand and Canadian Servicemen. The Royal College of Surgeons Australia in Melbourne holds the records of Australian Servicemen and Hartley has responded to individual case histories of men from across the services and across the Commonwealth. This project is not a commemoration of Commonwealth valour as Hartley is attempting to trace any records and family memories of similarly injured men from other nations involved in the conflict including Germany, France, Russia and the United States.

The Process of 'Making and Interpretation'
An examination and familiarization with particular servicemen's case histories has resulted in the production of 16 sculptural, embroidered garments for the face and upper torso derived from the Military uniforms which the Servicemen wore, the cloth of these sculptural garments being representative of the skin. These 16 pieces tell the stories of 10 servicemen and over the coming years, new stories of additional servicemen will be interpreted and produced. A major aim of the project is to try to trace family members of some of the servicemen treated by Gillies and his team during this period and tell some of the personal stories and recollections of how these extraordinary men coped with their injuries in everyday life. The sculptures are constructed from authentic and replica uniforms from as close to the period as possible and tell fragmented stories of individual Commonwealth Servicemen who suffered major facial trauma and who underwent facial reconstructive surgery. These sculptural garments incorporate digitally printed and digitally embroidered images taken directly from records held at the archive that include photographs, surgical sketches by artist/surgeons such as Henry Tonks, hand written notes along with official and unofficial follow up photographs. Surgical techniques such as the use of the tubed pedicle to transport skin from other parts of the body to the face feature heavily in the work.

Wearing of History
The face, particularly in the case of these Servicemen can tell a lot about the person and their life experiences. It can be said that a person wears their history on their face. The same can be said about the uniforms. The very nature of the uniform removes the personality of the wearer and, amongst other uniformed men, one becomes a mere unit. However, throughout the active service of an individual, the service history of the person is built into the garment, not just through natural wear and tear, but also through the addition of rank, insignia, service chevrons, wound bars and medals. It is this individuality that Hartley has built into his sculptures. As the Servicemen must retain a degree of anonymity, details that allude to the individual's stories will hint to the identity of the men. When dealing with the Servicemen of the First World War, names to a certain degree become unimportant as the soldier, sailor and airman of this conflict really was the typical 'Everyman'.

It is important to add that Paddy does not seek to recreate, nor sensationalize the horrific injuries of these extraordinary men, but to illustrate and contextualize the treatments they endured in the surgical pursuit of regaining a face that was as recognizable as their own before they were injured as was possible and how they coped with their rehabilitation back into society.

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Dumbasses of the Day: Bugged CD player & Don't ask for directions

Tampa Woman's 911 Calls Answered With Arrest
By JOSH POLTILOVE | The Tampa Tribune
Published: April 24, 2008

TAMPA - A Tampa woman who has called 911 about 20 times since March 22 dialed the number again this morning to report her CD player was bugged and that her mobile home park was listening to her, Hillsborough County deputies say.
When a deputy came to the scene and wouldn't listen to her radio, she called 911 again.
Deputies arrested Denise Ann Dean, 36, at 1:35 a.m. at 14011 N. Nebraska Ave., Lot 39
She was charged with making a false 911 call, a misdemeanor.
She remained in Falkenburg Road Jail today. Her bail was set at $500.
In a separate incident this morning, University of South Florida police officers arrested a Tampa man they say made harassing phone calls to their station.
Jacob N. Jones, 24, called USF's station about 20 times after he received a traffic summons Tuesday, a criminal arrest affidavit states.
Jones told police during the calls that he repeatedly would call to make up for the amount of the ticket, according to the affidavit.
Police arrested Jones at 3:33 a.m. He is a student and lives on campus, where he was arrested, the jail's Web site shows.
The charge against him, harassing telephone calls, is a misdemeanor.
Jones remained in Orient Road Jail today. His bail was set at $250.

Carjacker asks TV crew for directions, police say
CLEVELAND, Ohio (AP) -- A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said.
The 19-year-old was arraigned Thursday on a charge of aggravated robbery and ordered held on $50,000 bond.
WOIO-TV newswoman Shannon O'Brien and photographer Eric Walls were doing a sidewalk report Monday on bank problems when the passenger in a car asked for directions to a bank.
The driver signaled that he was being held at gunpoint, O'Brien told police.
The news crew called police and followed the car until officers caught up. Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said the suspect was carrying a loaded handgun.

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The Last Pic in the set is messed up, poor guy

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Ghastly Delivery: Two headed Dog

**A Note, I don't condone ANY Violence towards animals, I Love Dogs...that is whole different story**

In 1954 Vladimir Demikhov shocked the world by unveiling a surgically created monstrosity: A two-headed dog. He created the creature in a lab on the outskirts of Moscow by grafting the head, shoulders, and front legs of a puppy onto the neck of a mature German shepherd. Demikhov paraded the dog before reporters from around the world. Journalists gasped as both heads simultaneously lapped at bowls of milk, and then cringed as the milk from the puppy's head dribbled out the unconnected stump of its esophageal tube. The Soviet Union proudly boasted that the dog was proof of their nation's medical preeminence.

Over the course of the next fifteen years, Demikhov created a total of twenty of his two-headed dogs. None of them lived very long, as they inevitably succumbed to problems of tissue rejection. The record was a month. Demikhov explained that the dogs were part of a continuing series of experiments in surgical techniques, with his ultimate goal being to learn how to perform a human heart and lung transplant. Another surgeon beat him to this goal — Dr. Christian Baarnard in 1967 — but Demikhov is widely credited with paving the way for it.
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Stiff Of The Week-Estee Lauder

"In a perfect world, we’d all be judged on the sweetness of our souls, but in our less than perfect world, the woman who looks pretty has a distinct advantage and, usually, the last word," [...] "You may have great inner resources, but they don’t show up as confidence when you don’t feel pretty. People are more apt to believe you and like you when you know you look fine. And when the world approves, self-respect is just a little easier."

Full Name(s):
Josephine Esther Mentzer
She took her husband's last name, Lauter, changed it to Lauder, used her middle nick name Estee to name the company Estee Lauder in 1953)

D.O.B./D.O.D.:
Jul. 1, 1908-Apr. 24, 2004

Claim to fame:
Cosmetics & Perfume Magnate ( I love her makeups and perfumes, I just got Bronze Goddess a few months ago, god that smells so tropical, I Love it!!)

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Dumbass of the Day-Weight Watcher shoplifts Cupcakes

Weight Watchers demonstrator accused of shoplifting cupcakes at Port St. Lucie Publix
By Will Greenlee (Contact)
Originally published 11:29 a.m., April 18, 2008
Updated 11:29 a.m., April 23, 2008

PORT ST. LUCIE — A woman involved in a Weight Watchers demo at a Publix was arrested after shoplifting cupcakes and other items, according to a police report obtained Friday.

A loss prevention official told police that Kelly L. Barber, 47, was in the store in the 3200 block of Southwest Port St. Lucie Boulevard Thursday “conducting a demo for Weight Watchers.”

The loss prevention official said she saw Barber “conceal store items” in a blue bin and leave the store without paying for the goods, which included Weight Watchers cupcakes, a book and teeth whitening strips.

“When questioned, Kelly explained she just wanted to whiten her teeth and stated it was stupid she stole the items as she had never done this before,” the report states. “Kelly did not have an explanation for all the other items.”

Barber, of the 1700 block of Southeast Linwood Avenue in Fort Pierce, faces a retail theft charge.

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WTF? Second Shot-Penis Theft!!

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:22pm BST

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

WTF? Granny used in Gangsta Rap Video

Granny Get Your Gun
Florida man charged with filming 85-year-old woman for gangsta video

APRIL 23--A Florida man is facing elder abuse charges after he allegedly filmed his senile 85-year-old grandmother wearing a ski mask and holding a gun for a "Gangstas and Thugs" street DVD series. Michael Alfinez, 18, was arrested yesterday by Palm Beach sheriff's deputies, who began their probe after a troubling video was seized earlier this year during a traffic stop. According to a sheriff's report, a copy of which you'll find below, Alfinez admitted filming his grandmother, Marie Huertas, and placing a ski mask on the senior citizen. He also acknowledged telling Huertas what to say on the video. Alfinez is pictured in the mug shot at right; Huertas, in a ski mask, can be seen in the adjacent video screen grab. The report notes that Huertas, who is holding a .22-caliber gun and appears "disoriented" in the video, makes a series of profane threats and statements like, "Fuck you if you don't like this," "I'll shoot you," and "Palm Beach County, bitch." When investigators showed Huertas the video, "she appeared to be shocked" at her recorded comments, and remarked, "they are making a criminal out of me." In addition to the abuse charge, Alfinez is facing weapons charges since the video also shows him (and two pals) firing a gun from a moving vehicle. Alfinez said that he got the idea to film his grandmother from an earlier "Gangstas and Thugs" production (which apparently featured another pensioner). Alfinez told investigators that he "knew my grandma could be like that too or better."

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Kick Ass Of the Day: Builder Destorys Porch Over Bounced Check

Now That is Freakin' Awesome!! The Bitch is at the bottom of the article..Enjoy





Builder destroys porch over debt
By Aislinn Simpson
Last Updated: 1:55am BST 23/04/2008
A builder who was not paid for the £22,000 porch and conservatory he built for a customer has taken revenge by demolishing his own handiwork.

Nigel Gray, who is self employed, repeatedly asked Anita Dovey for payment for the improvements he made to her terraced council house.

But after falsely claiming her husband had died, then sending him a cheque that bounced, she failed to respond to his pleas.

This week, Mr Gray took decisive action and, with the backing of the local council, set about the porch and conservatory he built with an 18lb sledgehammer.

“It gave me a great deal of satisfaction to watch them come crumbling down - but it was also galling to see my own work destroyed,” said Mr Gray. “Mine is a little company, and I’ve had to deal with a £22,000 deficit at one of the worst times of the year. I’ve taken a massive hit. Meanwhile, she’s been lounging around in my conservatory, loving it.

“It looked absolutely stunning, if I do say so myself. To see it on the floor like a bomb had gone off was upsetting. But I’d rather that than let her enjoy the fruits of my unpaid labour.”

As Mr Gray laid waste to the front of her house, in Shoreham-by-Sea in West Sussex, Mrs Dovey watched television in her living room.

She brought in his firm, Nigel Gray Windows and Conservatories - which has been operating for 22 years and has gained a good reputation with clients - to install a large conservatory at the rear of her house in December.

During construction, she asked Mr Gray to add a porch to the front. Once the job was done, he spent months sending payment reminders and eventually threatening legal action, but to no avail.

Mr Gray, who has a wife and four children, said: “I’ve lost a hell of a lot of money out of this woman. I’m on my own.

“If she had picked a multi-national company, they might have been able to write off a debt like that, but not me.

“In fairness to the council, they gave me their full backing to tear down the work - and even told me to leave the rubble on her doorstep.”

Mrs Dovey refused to comment on the debacle.

A spokesman for West Sussex County Council said: “Council tenants are allowed to make improvements to their homes. Unfortunately in this case, the private agreement has gone wrong. Mrs Dovey will be billed the cost of returning the property to its original state.”

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Dumbass of the Day-Man Pumps gas into Imaginary Car

Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into Imaginary Car
POSTED: 10:38 am EDT April 21, 2008
UPDATED: 3:53 pm EDT April 21, 2008

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle.

According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.

Officers searched Moore and found "two large baggies" of marijuana and a large amount of Ecstasy. Police said Moore also had a cell phone and a large amount of money, which they said was indicative of trafficking.

Police said that more narcotics were located on Moore when he was being booked into Metro Corrections.

Moore, 25, was charged with three counts of trafficking.

Dumbass of the Day-Um,I Have a Sex Toy...

CNN'S QUEST A VERY 'KNOTTY' BOY
By DAREH GREGORIAN and PHILIP MESSING
April 19, 2008

This is CNN? Kinky!

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying "Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m."

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn't lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn't exposing himself, the police source said.

Quest's unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.

"Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

At a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, Quest agreed to undergo six months of drug counseling in return for an "adjournment in contemplation of dismissal," which means the misdemeanor charges against him will be dropped and the case sealed if he stays out of trouble and completes his drug program.

He was released with no bail after spending most of the day behind bars.

Abramson predicted after the hearing that "the case will be dismissed." He declined to answer questions.

Quest, known for his hollering antics and stunts on the cable news network and its international counterpart, declined comment, as did a CNN spokeswoman.

On his official CNN bio, the network calls him "one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team."

"He has become one of the network's highest profile presenters," and his "dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business and news broadcasting," the network's Web site says.

He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn't think it would be a good fit.

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Dumbass of the Day-Parolee Left Meth At Wally World

Parolee Left Meth At Wal-Mart, Police Say

POSTED: 6:43 pm MST April 20, 2008

LODI, Calif. -- A 54-year-old parolee accidentally left nine baggies of methamphetamine at the counter at Wal-Mart, police said.

Daniel Santos Ramirez was checking out on Sunday when he left his wallet, a pouch containing packaged meth, and $420 at the counter, Officer Dale Eubanks said, reported KCRA-TV in Sacramento, Calif.

The clerk called police with his identification, and officers found out that Ramirez was on parole for drug sales.

Ramirez was arrested at his home later that day.
Police said they found a shotgun and drug-related items at his house.

Ramirez was due to get off parole Wednesday, Eubanks said.
He was booked on various charges.

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WTF? of the Week-Quit Staring at Me!

Italian convicted for staring at woman on train
Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:38pm BST

LECCO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian man was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.
A judge sentenced the man in his 30s, whose name was not revealed, to 10 days in prison and a 40 euro fine after a 55-year old woman filed a complaint for sexual harassment.
His lawyer said on Friday he would appeal the sentence. The court will explain its verdict later.
The two met on two separate occasions in 2005 on a commuter train going from Lecco, a town in northern Italy, to Milan.
The first time, the man sat next to the woman but she felt he had moved too close for comfort. The next day, the man sat in front of the same woman and according to her complaint, stared at her for the whole journey.
The two did not speak.

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Stiff of the Week-Don Ho:King Of Hawaii

"Tiny Bubbles in the Wine, make me happy.."

Full name:
Donald Tai Loy Ho

DOB/DOD:
August 13,1930-April 14,2007

Claim To Fame:
Hawaiian Musician & Entertainer.Released numerous records. Mosty famous for "Tiny Bubbles" and "Pearly Shells"(yes I love that song) and the Entertainer at Waikiki Beachcomer,HI (which I got to see when I was a kid, was awesome!)
Don Ho Passed away from Heart failure April 14,2007, in Hawaii. His Ashes were scattered in the Pacific Ocean off of Waikiki Beach.

Double the Dumbassery of the day

Texas inmate cons way onto Idaho ballot
updated 7:54 p.m. CT, Wed., April. 16, 2008

BOISE, Idaho - A federal prison inmate got himself listed on the ballot for Idaho's May 27 primary as a Democratic presidential candidate, the state's top election official said.

Keith Russell Judd is serving time at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Texas for making threats at the University of New Mexico in 1999. He's scheduled for release in 2013.

Judd, 49, qualified for the ballot by submitting a notarized form and paying the required $1,000 fee, state Secretary of State Ben Ysursa said. As a result, Democratic voters will be able to choose among Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Judd.

"We got conned," Ysursa told The Spokesman-Review of Spokane, Wash.

It's Judd's second presidential bid in Idaho, the newspaper said Wednesday. In 2004 he declared as a write-in candidate for president, which requires only the submission of a declaration, and didn't get any votes.

No matter how many votes he gets this time, he won't get any national convention delegates. Idaho's delegates are chosen at party caucuses.

"The good thing is the Democratic presidential primary has absolutely no legal significance," Ysursa said.

Prison officials told the state elections office that Judd sent out about 14 checks to states seeking to get on the presidential election ballot and about half had been returned. He qualified as a write-in candidate in Kentucky, California, Indiana and Florida, but Idaho apparently is the only state where his name will appear on the ballot.

"It's a mockery of the system, and it's too bad that this kind of thing can happen," said Chuck Oxley, a state Democratic Party spokesman.

Party leaders are especially annoyed because Ysursa, a Republican, barred a Democratic state senate candidate, Matt Yost, from the ballot after determining that Yost was registered to vote in a different district.

"We have this really good candidate who can't get on the ballot, and this yahoo prisoner in Texas who coughs up a thousand bucks can," Oxley complained.

Judd paid his fee with a U.S. Treasury check drawn on his prison account, Ysursa said.

In his declaration, Judd listed as a campaign office telephone number the city desk news tip line at the Beaumont Enterprise newspaper in Texas. On a ProjectVoteSmart profile, he gave an Internal Revenue Service line in Ohio for the number of his campaign coordinator telephone.

"We did some checking," Ysursa said. "There was nothing legally to keep him off."

A key reason Judd was able to make the ballot was a recent change in state election law that eliminated a requirement under which he would have had to get signatures from more than 3,000 Idaho citizens.

"We may rethink how we get on our presidential ballot next time," Ysursa said. "We'll take a look at it. We've got four years to think about it."

Man arrested; allegedly viewed pornography on library computer
April 12, 2008

WILLIAMSBURG - Several times during the last month, a maintenance worker has found what appeared to be bodily fluids in pencil holders and plastic bags around the public-access computer area of the Williamsburg Regional Library.

After the worker told library officials, the incidents were reported Monday to police, who suspected that a man was repeatedly masturbating at the library. On Thursday, library workers saw a man around the computer area and called police. The man initially had his hands down his pants but began fumbling around and acting nervously when police arrived, Williamsburg police spokesman David Sloggie said.

The man was arrested after police determined that he was looking at a pornographic Web site on one of the library's computers, Sloggie said.

Jeffrey Jay Jones, 22, of Joy Drive in Hampton is charged with defacing public property and possession of marijuana, Sloggie said. Police found marijuana when arresting Jones.

Sloggie said no one witnessed any acts, so Jones couldn't be charged with exposing himself. If the acts had taken place in front of a child or anyone else, it would have risen to a felony, Sloggie said.

Williamsburg Regional Library Director John Moorman said Friday that the library did have policies regarding use of its public computers and the Internet.

According to the library's Internet use policy, all computers accessible to the public have technology that filters or blocks child pornography, obscene material and materials deemed harmful to juveniles as defined by Virginia state law.

However, filters can't catch everything.

"One person's definition of pornography may not be somebody else's," Moorman said.

Moorman said the library handled any violations of the policy on an individual basis and contacted police if any inappropriate behavior was observed. Violations of the policy might also result in revocation of library privileges.

"We are a public facility," he said. "In this day and age, anything can happen in a public facility."

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Bank robber gives teller her name, address
April 14, 2008 - 11:31PM
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McALLEN - A woman accused of robbing two banks this month gave investigators a vital clue to her identity Monday, when she passed a threatening note to a teller with her name and address on the back.

Investigators believe Maria Garcia, 33, scrawled the hold-up message on the back of a completed food stamp application moments before entering the Capital One Bank branch in downtown McAllen and making off with an undisclosed amount of cash.

Officers arrested her less than two hours later by tracking her to the address on the form. They also linked her to a similar robbery earlier this month at a Capital One bank in Mission.

Police have not yet disclosed the contents of the note Garcia used to hold up the McAllen bank on Monday. But they said she entered the location, near the intersection of South Main Street and Erie Avenue, just before 10 a.m. without a weapon.

Once the tellers handed over the cash, Garcia stepped outside but didn't get far before an ink pack embedded in the money exploded, McAllen Police Chief Victor Rodriguez said.

Banks often package large amounts of cash with the stain-making devices as a security precaution. Evidence of the exploded pack remained on the bank's outside wall hours after the robbery.

"That stain's going to be with her for a long time," Rodriguez said. "That ink is pretty powerful."

The circumstances of Monday's robbery are similar to the April 1 hold-up in Mission of which Garcia is also accused. In that case, the robber entered the Capital One on South Shary Road, gave the teller a note and fled before police arrived at the scene.

Within a week of that robbery, investigators had tracked the suspect to the San Juan home but were still conducting surveillance on the house at the time of Monday's robbery, Mission police Chief Leo Longoria said.

"Our detectives came over after hearing about the bank robbery in McAllen and sat on the house," he said.

They arrived Monday to find Garcia and an alleged accomplice - Ricardo Cavazos, 32 - trying to remove the license plates of a green Ford Expedition that police identified as their getaway vehicle.

A search of the SUV uncovered ink-stained clothing and money believed to have been taken from the McAllen bank, Longoria said. The money from the Mission robbery had not been recovered as of Monday afternoon.

Officers from Mission, McAllen and San Juan surrounded the home for several hours as family members hovered behind police lines looking alternately concerned and confused.

It wasn't the first time authorities had responded to the house near the intersection of Business 83 and Standard Avenue, said San Juan police investigator Rolando Garcia, who is not related to the accused bank robber.

Police had been called to the residence for child custody disputes and Maria Garcia's mother had filed a report with the department identifying her daughter as mentally challenged.

As of Monday evening, both Maria Garcia and Cavazos remained in the Mission city jail pending an arraignment hearing scheduled for today.

Both were set to face charges of aggravated robbery, a first-degree felony punishable by up to life imprisonment and up to $10,000 in fines.

After they are processed in Mission, they are expected to face charges in McAllen in connection with Monday's robbery.

Scrapbooking gone Vicious

A scrapbook career in shreds
By Erika Hayasaki, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
April 15, 2008

RONKONKOMA, N.Y. -- They called her "labelwhore," this 28-year-old rising star in the world of scrapbooking, with a silver stud in her lip and a tattoo in Latin on her left forearm: "Art is long, life is short."

Before the Internet bullies bashed her and judges revoked her title in the scrapbooking Hall of Fame, Kristina Contes basked in a reputation built on making pages dedicated to her designer handbags, her Converse sneakers and the word "dude." She showcased her avant-garde designs on websites like ScrapInStyleTV.com, traveled the country teaching classes, and turned down offers to go to Paris, London and Norway.

It's kind of like being a rock star," Contes said. "It's not what you think scrapbooking is."

A growing legion of 20-something scrapbookers -- with Contes as their pinup -- discovered one another online and bonded over pages that immortalized Coldplay lyrics and honored the Heineken bottle.

The edgier scrapbookers thought of it as an outlet -- much like keeping a diary -- in which they expressed political views, decorated pages of their poetry or paid tribute to television shows like "Project Runway," using torn and faded materials not guaranteed to last long enough for their grandchildren to see.

The new generation stuck out its tongue at traditional scrappers, who cultivated the hobby for decades -- creating folios devoted to baby's first Christmas, their granddaughter's wedding or Sunday's church service -- but rarely featured themselves or their feelings. Conventional scrapbookers, who liked layouts with teddy bear stamps, snowflake stencils and photos of birthday cupcakes, intended for their pages to outlast them.

"They're from the Stepford wife kind of mind-set," Contes said. "You're doing something different, you must be evil."

As popularity soared, scrapbooking -- in all its forms -- exploded into a $2.6-billion industry where enthusiasts young and old, conservative and radical, grudgingly put aside differences to compete in national contests, attend global conventions, build blogs, join chat rooms, create online portfolios, and view YouTube and other online instructional videos.

In that world, Contes stood out.

She created textures with vinyl and made patterns by dabbing bubble wrap in paint. She turned playing cards into mini-scrap pages, cut out curse words from cardboard, and laid out distressed fonts and fisheye photos. She started a blog, co-wrote a book and championed the world of scrapbookers -- until it turned on her.

"Has KC ever done a layout that didn't feature a photograph of herself?"

"My 4 y.o. does better with stickers."

"After you have viewed her work you know she has no class."

"I just want to . . . slap her!"

The trouble in the land of foam stickers and glossy glitter glue all started in February, after Contes won a contest sponsored by one of the industry's most popular magazines, Creating Keepsakes. Her winning pages featured photos of her feet and her hairless terrier, Chloe. Her name went into the magazine's Hall of Fame and her work was published in a book of the top 2007 entries.

But Contes -- inadvertently -- had cheated.

Someone else had taken pictures that ended up in her portfolio. When Contes called Creating Keepsakes to request that her friend receive a photo credit, the staff member approved it without realizing she had broken an entry rule: Submissions had to be solely the contestant's work. The book came out in October with both names published -- to the dismay of thousands.

Disgruntled scrapbookers besieged the Creating Keepsakes chat room threatening to cancel subscriptions, boycott and sue. Scrapbooking bloggers called it "Hall of Fame-Gate," naming it the top scrapbooking scandal of 2007. They compared it to the performance-enhancing-drug controversies involving major league baseball player Barry Bonds and Olympic track star Marion Jones. Someone wrote that Contes was as polarizing a figure as Martha Stewart.

At first, Contes found the uproar amusingly absurd. She replied on her blog: "Apparently, many lives have been destroyed by this catastrophe. The devastation will surely go on for many years to come, and this tragedy will not soon be forgotten."

Her post prompted a barrage of responses on message boards on sites such as Scrap Smack and Two Peas in a Bucket. One message string about her received more than 1,25 comments.

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Published: 15 Apr 2008

A CHURCH organist collapsed and died in front of shocked mourners at a funeral.

Brian Markland, 66, passed out seconds after a recital of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.

Another organist will now play the famous piece in Brian’s honour at HIS funeral today.

The Rev Graham Halsall, who was leading the service, and funeral directors battled in vain to revive the dad of three at St Saviour’s in Bamber Bridge, near Preston, Lancs.

Mr Halsall told how he held Brian’s hand until the end. He said: “It was immensely tragic. He was a gentle man, a great, exquisite organist.”

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MELVILLE, N.Y. (AP) ― Police say it was no surprise a bogus $50 bill got a Long Island man arrested—he was trying to use it to pay his bail on a traffic charge.
The transaction compounded Cyheam Forney's legal problems and landed him in jail.
Police say they spotted the 31-year-old Forney making an illegal left turn in Melville Thursday and soon discovered his license had been suspended.
Forney was arrested on a misdemeanor suspended license charge—until officers said he proffered the counterfeit currency as bail money. He was being held early Friday on a felony charge of possessing a forged instrument.
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