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Monday, May 26, 2008
Just Wait Till he Meets the Dwarves in the Urinals
Just Wait ‘Till He Meets The Dwarves In The Urinals
retail Richmond, VA, USA
Not Always Right
Man: “Hey! I put my card in the ATM machine over there and put in my numbers, but it won’t give me any money. Does that even make any sense?”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, the ATM is owned by that bank. You’ll have to call them.”
Man: “Oh, you would say that!”
Me: “If you’d like, sir, I can try to give you cash back here at my register, but I cannot access your bank information.”
Man: “I mean, I go to my bank and I can get out money just fine, but here… it won’t even work. I mean, does that make any sense?”
Me: “Would you like me to call my manager for you, sir?”
Man: “Oh, you’d try to save your job, wouldn’t you!”
(And then it gets weird…)
Man: “Wait!” *points at ceiling* “There used to be windows there! You people boarded them up!”
Me: “WHAT?”
Man: “Yeah! YEAH! The guys on the computers! I bet you have them up there watching me and keeping me from getting my money!”
Me: *laughing* “Um, sir, there are no people living in our walls. Go to your bank, and have a nice day!”
Man: *grumbles and leaves, turning back to look at the ceiling every few steps*
(From that point on, my co-workers who witnessed this blame everything on the ‘people in the walls’.)
Pics O'Day: Lost Art Body Art (NSFW)
Lost Art,Body Art
This is a photography and lifestyle site. It was entirely created by Louise Chin and Ignácio Aronovich.
For us, photography is a way of expressing ourselves.
We consider this site a chance to share our experience and photos, without external intervention.
We always complain about how our photos and stories are used. Editorial stance, commercial intent, space, and other limitations interfere with what we'd like to communicate.
Not here.
Here the only goal is to transmit ideas. We opted for an uncomplicated site, emphasizing photography.
We made this site for you. Enjoy it.
The Graveyards Of Omaha
Graveyards Of Omaha
Welcome to the Graveyards of Omaha. I would like this to be the definitive site for information and history on Omaha itself and the cemeteries of eastern Nebraska and western Iowa, and it will be as comprehensive as it can be.
I now live in Bellevue, within walking distance of Bellevue Cemetery, which I thought was a remarkable coincidence.I began this site with the idea, initially, of posting some individual histories and a few photos of the graveyards and small family cemeteries that I had always been interested in here in Omaha. It has long since been expanded to include every cemetery in the Omaha/Bellevue/Council Bluffs area, and will eventually include any and all of the graveyards I run across, no matter where they are. The greatest concentration will be in eastern Nebraska/western Iowa, since those are closest to my home. I would like to add interment lists as I get the time to do the smaller graveyards, but this is a dream that may take awhile to accomplish. I expect that this will be an ongoing project for a long, long time, so you might want to bookmark this site.
I will track down death certificates, burial information, photos of markers or plots, family history, etc., in the Omaha/Council Bluffs area, for a fee. If you need any of those services, please contact me for details. I am currently trying to finish my Masters degree, so I may not have the time but will let you know.
I will also gladly accept photos from other cemeteries in any locale, family stories, history, and biographies and photos of the people whose markers appear on this website; anything that you might have that pertains to a graveyard on this list, or a new one. I’ll see that your name is posted as the contributor. I am also especially interested in hearing anything on Sperling Gardens or Fisher Farm. 
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Dangerous Turtle On the Run
Every Student's Dream
Inner City Snail Art
A Pig's Tail,Rocks Most Famous Prop
Traffic Ticket Urban Myths
Unusual Penetrating Brain Injuries
Paintings That Look Like Photos
Today's Deaths
NSFW
That 70's Porn
That Hot Dress
That's Fucking Hot
The Art Of Porn
Big Breast Archive
Anime Sky
The Breast Expansion Archive
Free Club Pics
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Pics O'Day: 1962
1962
The biggest and most active Marilyn Monroe community on LiveJournal! This community is dedicated to and about the fabulous Ms.Marilyn Monroe. This should be a nice place to talk and share Marilyn news, links, information, poetry, art, quotes, pictures, auctions, collections, etc.
X Project Magazine
X Project Magazine
Daily Dose of the Strange and Unexplained,listing of X-Project content exploring general paranormal themes including psychic phenomenon, ESP, ghosts, hauntings, vampyres,UFO phenomenon and the study of extraterrestrials,cryptozoology and creatures such as bigfoot, lake monsters, sea serpents, chupacabra...and Much much more...Join the Forums for free and learn about all the unexplained things in the world.
Some Times Free Isn't Enough
Sometimes, Free Just Ain’t Enough
Not Always Right
Electronics Store Duluth, MN, USA
(Many years ago, in an electronics store far, far away…)
Woman: “I just bought this computer and I can’t connect to Prodigy.”
(eMachine had offered a $400 rebate for users who signed up for a year of Prodigy ISP, but the modems in their PCs wouldn’t work with Prodigy. Doh!)
Me: “Yes, there’s a problem with some of the eMachines not working with Prodigy. I’ll put a new modem in for you and it will work. You can come back in about an hour to pick it up.”
Woman: “I don’t want you to do that!”
Me: “Uh… what?”
Woman: “I don’t see why I have to get this fixed!”
Me: “Unfortunately, your computer has a faulty modem, and the problem was found after it left the factory. However, I can replace your broken modem with a brand new one for free, and that will take care of the problem.”
Woman: “But I don’t want you messing around in my computer!”
Me: “This is my job–I install computer components all day.”
Woman: “Well, I don’t want you messing around in there breaking things!”
Me: “Replacing a modem is not that complicated. It’s like putting a new tire on a car.”
Woman: “But if I just bought a new car, I shouldn’t need to have the tires changed in order to get it to work!”
Me: “Yes, I understand that. I apologize about the faulty modem, and I’m offering to fix it for free.”
Woman: “Well, I changed my mind. I don’t want that! Just cancel my Prodigy subscription.”
Me: “…so you’d want to keep the broken modem?”
Woman: “Yes, I want to keep it. Cancel my Prodigy subscription.”
Me: “Ok, you got a $400 rebate for signing up for a year’s worth of Prodigy. If you cancel it, you’ll owe us $400.”
Woman: *yelling* “WHAAAATTTTT? I’M NOT PAYING EXTRA MONEY FOR A BROKEN MODEM! I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO PAY MORE MONEY! YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO RIP ME OFF!”
Me: “You got $400 off of your computer because you signed up for a year of Prodigy. If you cancel, then you have to pay the full price! How can you not see that?”
Woman: “THIS IS B*LLSH*T! YOU’RE TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”
(We got her security instead.)
Saturday, May 24, 2008
WTF? Man Admits to having sex with 1,000 cars
Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
Last Updated: 1:23PM BST 21/05/2008
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.
Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
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"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
Last Updated: 1:23PM BST 21/05/2008
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.
Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
Article continuesadvertisement
"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
First Flying Penises, Now Fish..
Flying Fish
Quest for every Beard Type
Lady Godiva Rides Again
Lost Parrot Gives Vet His Name and Adress
Naked Mummies Covered after Complaints
10 Private Islands you cant afford to live on
Cross Dressing Picture Gallery
Today's Corpses
NSFW
Sporty One Gallery
Stars Factory
Strange Porn
Stripped Daily
Stud Movie TGP
Stupid Naked People
Math is Your Friend....
Math Is Your Friend, Part 3
Cashier Mankato, MN, USA
Not Always Right
(We were having a sale: 4 bags of liquorish for $12. I ring each bag up individually, and it shows up as $3 a bag.)
Customer: “I don’t want those if they come up to $3 a bag. It said they were 4 for $12.”
Me: “But if you’re buying 4, at $3 a piece, that’s $12.”
Customer: “No, that’s $3 a bag. I want all 4 for $12!”
Me: “Okay…”
A Repository For Bottled Monsters
A Repository for Bottled Monsters
An unofficial blog for the National Museum of Health and Medicine (nee the Army Medical Museum) in Washington, DC. Visit for news about the museum, new projects, musing on the history of medicine and neat pictures.
Bottled Monsters
Pics O'Day:Touchstone's Art
Touchstone Art
Site design and all graphics, unless otherwise noted, are created by and property of .:Touchstone's Art:.. All previously created characters contained ditigal art and advertisments are property of their respective creators and production companies. This includes, but is not limited to, the X-Files, QaF, Veronica Mars, Alias etc. All artistic creations contained on this site are for entertainment purposes only, no monies are being sought or made from said creations. Nor is any infringment on aforementioned companies or characters intended.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Stiff Of the Week-John Derek
Full Name:
John Derek
Original name: Delevan Harris
DOB/DOD:
Birth: Aug. 12, 1926
Death: May 22, 1998
Cause of death: Heart Failure
Burial:
Unknown
Claim To Fame:
was an American Actor, Director and Photographer.He most famous for the women to whom he was married.
His matinee-idol good looks quickly got him supporting roles, most notably as Broderick Crawford's son in All the King's Men (1949), but he also enjoyed leads such as "Nick Romano" in Knock on Any Door (1949) opposite Humphrey Bogart (who told him, "You look great, but kid, that's not enough"), "Brock Mitchell" in Fury at Showdown, and as Robin Hood in Rogues of Sherwood Forest (1950) with Alan Hale.
Perhaps Derek's most memorable film appearance was in a supporting role in the 1956 epic film, as the noble Joshua in The Ten Commandments.
Derek had a minor role as a film director. He directed his fourth wife, Bo Derek, in four movies. The 1990 film Ghosts Can't Do It was his last attempt in the director's chair. He also directed two hit music videos for Shania Twain, "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" and "Any Man of Mine".
His last three wives seemed to be nearly identical in appearance, especially Linda Evans and Bo Derek. Derek took photos of all three, at different times, for Playboy magazine. He died from cardiovascular disease in Santa Maria, California at the age of 71.
Moonlit Road-Ghost Stories and Folklore Of The American South
The Moonlit Road
Ghost stories and strange folktales of the American South, told by the region's most celebrated storytellers.
Ghost stories haunt the moonlit backroads of the American South. Their roots in Southern culture and folklore are deep. Each month, The Moonlit Road brings you these ghost stories and other strange Southern folktales, told by the region's best storytellers.
Who Needs Enemies When you have Customers?
Who Needs Enemies When You Have Customers
Retail | Bellingham, WA, USA
Not Always Right
(A customer comes storming in a few days after a sale.)
Customer: “I want to speak to the person who sold me this!”
Me: “Actually, I believe that was me. I remember you.”
Customer: “No, it couldn’t have been you! The girl I spoke with had long hair!”
(I wordlessly take my hair out of the ponytail.)
Customer: “No, she was prettier than you are. I’ll come back tomorrow."
Pics O'Day: Truth Be Told
Truth Be Told
Hidiho and welcome,
Welcome to my very own personal site TRUTH BE TOLD, which is also my artwork portfolio, mostly dedicated to the tv series Buffy, Alias and Angel. If you would like to use something (brushes, textures etc.) please give me credit. If you want to use anything else, please ask me first.
If there is any spelling or grammar mistakes i'm sorry. My native language is german and i didn't studied english since the year 1999. I really try my best. The tutorials and also the fanfiction are written in german. If you're looking for english tutorials take a look at my affiliates list. This site is optimized to internet explorer and 1024*768 pixel. 
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Come to the Darkside
HK Will be Japan's Ambassador
Ghost Being Blamed For Car Crashes In The UK
Dead Cat Transformed into Black Diamond
Divers find Gold Toothpick/Ear Wax Spoon over 350 yrs old
Press On Eye Shadow
8 Things Noone Tells you about Marriage
10 Of the World's Deepest Caves
Exposure
Pubic Unibrow
Today's Stiff's
NSFW
Playboy Babes
Desktop Angels
Sexy Athletes
Sexy Fat Boobs
Sexy Granma
Sexy-Models
Sexy Planete
Check the pot at the end of the Rainbow
Check The Pot At The End Of The Rainbow
Bank Arizona, USA
Not Always Right
(Customers have been calling in asking for their Economic Stimulus Tax Rebate since the third week in April, even though it wasn’t scheduled to start showing up until the first weekend in May.)
Me: “Thank you for calling, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, I was wondering if my $600 rebate was in my account yet? My neighbor got his.”
Me: “I’m sorry, it looks like it has not been deposited yet.”
Customer: “Why not? My neighbor got his already.”
Me: “I do apologize, but the IRS has not sent the deposit to your account yet.”
Customer: “Well, why not?”
Me: “I don’t know, sir, but you can call the IRS at 1-866-*** ****, or visit their website. They can tell you when yours is scheduled to be deposited.”
Customer: “Why can’t you just put the money in my account?”
Me: “Because we don’t have it, sir.”
Customer: “Well, after it comes in, I’m changing banks!”
Me: *shakes head*
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Dumbass Of the Day:Weed For Food
No pot luck for cash-strapped Kiwi
Posted 10 hours 55 minutes ago
A New Zealand man who found himself in a service station queue with no money has attempted to pay for his food with cannabis, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.
Unfortunately he did not get a chance to discover whether the attendant would accept his offer, as the person behind him in the queue was a police officer.
The man's attempt to buy two packets of chocolate and a packet of potato chips to satisfy his "munchies" was caught short when he was arrested.
He must have been hungry, as he failed to notice the police patrol car being filled with petrol, the paper reported.
The 28-year-old mechanic from the small North Island town of Carterton pleaded guilty to possessing cannabis in the Masterton District Court and was remanded for sentencing .
Posted 10 hours 55 minutes ago
A New Zealand man who found himself in a service station queue with no money has attempted to pay for his food with cannabis, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.
Unfortunately he did not get a chance to discover whether the attendant would accept his offer, as the person behind him in the queue was a police officer.
The man's attempt to buy two packets of chocolate and a packet of potato chips to satisfy his "munchies" was caught short when he was arrested.
He must have been hungry, as he failed to notice the police patrol car being filled with petrol, the paper reported.
The 28-year-old mechanic from the small North Island town of Carterton pleaded guilty to possessing cannabis in the Masterton District Court and was remanded for sentencing .
The Sepulcher
Sepulcher
THE SEPULCHER
Looking at Death in a Different Light
For as long as I can remember, cemeteries have been my "church", the place where I can be alone with myself, yet not really alone. My fascination with these "cities of the dead" was a secret I kept well hidden for many years. If you love cemeteries, you may know why. For some bizarre reason, "cemetery" has become synonymous with "corpse" and, by and large, most people fear corpses. Consequently, they also fear cemeteries. Following this convoluted train of thought, if a person actually enjoys cemeteries, that person must also love corpses and must, therefore, be disturbed. Nothing could be farther from the truth.
Webster defines "cemetery" as "a burial ground for the dead." "Burial" is to put (a corpse) in the ground or a vault or into the sea often with ceremony. A corpse is "a dead body, usually a human being." By definition, although connected, cemeteries and corpses are not alike. For anyone who feels they must label what they don't understand, "necrophilia" is an erotic attraction to corpses. "Taphophilia," however, is the love of cemeteries. Two entirely different fixations...er...interests.
Being a genealogist, albeit an amateur one, cemetery research is a vital component of the family tree. When I decided to "publish" a website about genealogy, it was only natural to include a page about cemeteries. As I began searching the Web, I discovered others like myself. People who love cemeteries for their serenity, their beauty, their architectural and historical significance. I had finally found a term for my passion--I am a taphophile.
This page will eventually include family gravestone photos. Until then, I have scoured the Net looking for the best links to other cemetery/grave pages. Also included are articles about the alarming rise in cemetery vandalism and grave desecration. Community leaders and individuals need to take a stand. If something is not done now to protect and preserve cemeteries across the global, valuable indicators of our collective past will be lost forever.
Nobody Knows, Nobody Cares...
Nobody Knows, Nobody Cares
Airport San Francisco, CA, USA
Not Always Right
(This happened at the San Francisco airport, which after 9/11 had long lines at the ticket counter. After waiting a really long time, I was next to be helped when out of nowhere this man steps in front of me.)
Ticket-person: “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to go to the back of the line.”
Man: “I don’t have time to go to the back of the line!”
Ticket-person: “I’m very sorry, but you’ll have to go to the back like everyone else.”
Man: “Don’t you know who I am? DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!”
Ticket-person: *reaches for microphone* “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, we have an individual at the counter who doesn’t know who he is. If you recognize him, please step forward.”
Man (loudly): “F**K YOU!”
(We were all standing, so she got a standing ovation.)
Pic's O'Day: Faber Gravestone Collection
The Farber Gravestone Collection
The Farber Gravestone Collection is an unusual resou