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Man has Sex with Picnic table

An Ohio man is charged with four counts of public indecency after he admitted to having sex with his patio picnic table. Authorities in Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.

Police in Bellevue, Ohio were tipped off, after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the recording to police. According to police, Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.

He is free on a $20,000 bond.

I Love this Qoute from Dlisted:
...I will never look at a picnic table the same way again. I always thought they were so innocent and only their to provide wholesome fun. But now I know what brazen hussies they really are...

Best Buy Calls the Cops....

Culled from Consumerist

Best Buy called the cops on Alex because he told another shopper that the Jawbone headset he was considering was poor quality and marked up $30 from the manufacturer's price. Alex went to Best Buy to purchase a new Bluetooth headset because the Jawbone he recently purchased from Verizon wasn't cutting it. While browsing the headsets, he struck up a conversation with another customer who was checking out the Jawbone. Alex told his fellow customer that he had been disappointed in the quality of the Jawbone, and that Best Buy was charging $30 more than the manufacturer or Verizon. A sales associate overheard this and told the manager, who asked Alex to leave the store, then threatened to call the police, then did.

Alex called Best Buy's corporate number, but was on hold so long that the police arrived before he could speak with anyone. After getting the manager's information, he left the store, then called Best Buy corporate again, where he spoke with a supervisor who told her that no, actually it's NOT Best Buy's policy to call the cops whenever a customer shares her experiences with another customer, unless it's "disruptive." Alex's email:

Dear Consumerist,

I absolutely love reading your blog and have learned a great deal about the horrors of Best Buy "customer service." But never in a thousand years did I think I'd be sending in my very own Best Buy horror story.

I had recently purchased the Jawbone headset from my local Verizon store based on good reviews, but I quickly discovered my supreme dissatisfaction with it and was looking to replace it with a different brand. On March 5, 2008, at around 9 PM, I entered the Best Buy store in East Brunswick, NJ to see their selection of bluetooth headsets.

The selection of headsets at this Best Buy was dismal, and the merchandising was less than appealing, but that's not why I'm writing. While I was browsing the selection, another customer picked up the Jawbone headset and was taking a look at it. I shared my disappointing experience with the headset and also alerted him to the fact that Best Buy was charging an additional $30 on top of both the manufacturer's price online and Verizon's price. All of this was said within earshot of a sales associate, and I walked away after sharing my experience.

Within 30 seconds, a manager named Tom approached me and asked me to leave the store. I thought he was joking, since I had done absolutely nothing wrong, and I asked Tom for the reason why I needed to leave. According to Tom, "it was policy."

I was incredulous. I've worked far too many retail jobs to know the extent of "power" a manager has over customers, and my intuition told me he was pissed that I lost him a potential sale. I refused to leave the store, based on the fact that I had done nothing wrong and that this so-called policy was pulled out of his ass. Tom walked away and directed an associate to call the police.

I was shocked that Tom treated me like a thief—the cops were coming! I asked Tom for the Best Buy customer service number and immediately called to speak with someone that would knock some sense into trigger-happy Tom. Of course, I had to wait for what seemed like forever to speak with a representative, but before I could actually talk to a live person, the cops came.

Two cops and about four Best Buy associates in tough guy poses stood at the front of the store, obviously creating a dramatic scene. I was calmly waiting for a customer service rep to pick up the phone. I gave up on the customer service line, got the store's phone number and Tom's full name and title and left as per police request.

I have never been so humiliated and infuriated in my life. I felt like my First Amendment rights were violated—all I did was tell a fellow customer my experiences with a product! When I got home I FINALLY spoke to Daniel, a supervisor at Best Buy's customer service line, and he was shocked and appalled at Tom's actions. Daniel confirmed that Tom COULD have asked me to leave, had I been disruptive, then stated that Tom had no right to police a conversation between two customers, regardless of what was said. Daniel apologized profusely, took all of my contact information down, and noted that I had requested to receive a follow up email from a district manager that would deal with the investigation and formal complaint.

As far as I'm concerned, Tom can rot in hell. But I know how retail works, and he'll most likely get some insignificant writeup and a slap on the wrist. What I really want is a massive gift card because of Tom's flagrant abuse of "policy" and for embarrassing the hell out of me in front of the whole store. What steps can I take to get Best Buy to make a customer happy, formally apologize, and give me a free gift card?

Thanks so much. I love the blog and tell all of my friends about it! Keep up the amazing work!

Best,

Alex

We're not big on demanding apologies; money is better. Alex should wait to hear back from the manager he spoke with. If he doesn't hear back or is unsatisfied with Best Buy's response, he should check out The Ultimate Consumerist Guide To Fighting Back to get help writing a formal complaint letter or launching an EECB.

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DBH'S DumbAsses Of the Day x 4

Judge Sentences Man 10 Days Per Word
Tenn. Judge Sentences Man to 10 Days Per Word After Threatening CommentsThe Associated Press MEMPHIS, Tenn. Mar 26, 2008 (AP)

A man has talked himself into nearly two years in jail after threatening to kill a Shelby County criminal court judge. Joshua Beadle has been held in contempt and sentenced to 10 days per word after a judge ordered him to stop the threatening comments.

Judge Lee Coffee stopped counting at 70 words and sentenced Beadle to 700 days in jail.

Beadle was shackled and outfitted in a special hooded spit mask during the hearing Monday after spitting at the judge at a hearing in January. Beadle missed the judge and instead hit a clerk's computer.

Through his nylon-and-mesh spit mask, he apologized to the clerk on Monday and assured her that his intended target was the judge.

Beadle was appearing in court on burglary and rape charges




“I Was Looking For A Salt Lick!”

That’s the excuse that a man hiding in the woods gave police in Westlake, Ohio, early on the morning of March 26.

The man, identified as Ernest Harte, of Cleveland, now faces a laundry list of charges after he was caught stealing copper piping from a home under construction on Waterfall Way in Westlake.

A local resident noticed Harte around 12:30 AM March 26 and called the cops. Officers got there and Captain Guy Turner says that they found Harte hiding in the trees behind the home.

He gave officers a couple of stories about his activity in the area. First, Harte said that he was looking for a salt-lick for deer hunting purposes. Turner points out that deer hunting is illegal in Westlake.

Harte also told officers that he was having a diabetic fit. Paramedics looked him over and he was deemed fine, which poked a hole in that story.

Harte then claimed to know nothing about the Infiniti G20 parked on the street that he was seen getting into and out of. Yet Turner says keys to it “were mysteriously found on his person.” The car was impounded.

Police also found several items in his possession, including a reciprocating saw, a pipe cutter, and a bolt cutter. He’s charged with attempted theft, breaking and entering, obstructing official business and possession of criminal tools.

Ironically, hart was out on bond for burglary and car theft. He is standing trial on those charges March 31.


“So, Why Did You Carjack That Woman?” “I Didn’t Feel Like Walking!”

A man in West Palm Beach, Florida, was called stupid by the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office on March 25. But it’s as though the man, identified as 21-year-old Frank Singleton, could write a book on how to morph a misdemeanor into a felony within the confines of the jail’s parking lot.

“This is one of the stupid criminals,” Sheriff’s Office spokesman Paul Miller said.

Singleton got released from the county jail that day after being arrested on a charge of misdemeanor trespassing.

He immediately ran out into the visitors’ parking lot, and in an apparent effort to get away as quickly as possible, attempted to carjack a 2006 Nissan 350Z, Miller said.

Justine Lapierre, the woman who was driving the vehicle, was just getting out of it when Singleton ran at her saying, “I want your car,” Miller said.

He pushed Lapierre out of the way, grabbed the keys and jumped into the Nissan. But, naturally, it was a manual transmission and Singleton couldn’t operate it, according to Miller.

Hearing the commotion, Sheriff’s Office Pastor Leo Krug walked up and, holding his handgun by his side, ordered the barely free Singleton to the ground so that a deputy could slap the cuffs on him.

Needless to say, Singleton was booked on a charge of carjacking.

“I don’t think he wanted to go back to jail,” Miller said. “I think he really wanted to get away and was looking for a car.” When the detective was making the arrest, he asked Singleton why he did this.

“I didn’t feel like walking,” Singleton said.

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DBH's Dumbasses Of the Day

‘Barbie bandits’ sentenced for bank robbery
1 goes to prison, other gets probation for heist followed by shopping spree

MARIETTA, Ga. - The “Barbie bandits” who went on a shopping spree after they were videotaped wearing sunglasses and laughing during an $11,000 bank heist were sentenced Monday, one to prison and another to probation.
Ashley Miller, 19, will have to serve only two years of a 10-year prison sentence and must complete the rest on probation. She pleaded guilty to theft and drug charges.
Heather Johnston, also 19, was sentenced to 10 years’ probation for her role in the February 2007 heist in Acworth, northwest of Atlanta.
The two were caught on tape as they appeared to rob a Bank of America branch in a supermarket. They admitted to plotting with a teller to take the money and later going on a shopping binge that included a stop in a fashionable hair salon.
Cobb County Superior Court Judge Mary Staley urged Miller to learn from her crimes.
“I want you to correct yourself,” Staley told Miller, a former exotic dancer. “There’s no reason you can’t become a productive citizen when you get out of jail.”
Miller’s mother and sister hugged and kissed her before deputies led her out of the courtroom.
Benny Allen — who worked at the bank as a teller — was sentenced to 10 years, to serve five. The judge imposed an additional penalty on Allen because she said he did not testify truthfully in the trial of Michael Chastang, a co-defendant convicted of his role in plotting the heist. Chastang is to be sentenced Tuesday.
Johnston was the first of the group to plead guilty, speeding up the prosecution of her co-defendants.
During her sentencing hearing, Johnston took the witness stand and between sobs apologized for hurting and embarrassing her family and friends.
“A lot of people look down on me,” Johnston said. “I feel terrible. I want to set a good example for my little sister. She’s a great kid. I don’t want her to end up like me.”

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All I can say is Wow...

Injured Iraq war veteran comes home, to a free home of his own.

PLYMOUTH, MASS. - Sgt. Brian Fountaine was recovering in Walter Reed Army Medical Center when he got an unexpected visitor who offered to build him a house – free of charge. The visitor was John Gonsalves, founder of Homes for Our Troops, a nonprofit group that builds houses for severely injured veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan.
Sergeant Fountaine, who lost both legs below the knees in Iraq, turned to his father after Mr. Gonsalves left and asked: "Is this guy for real?"
He is. This past weekend, Fountaine moved into a three-bedroom ranch here in Plymouth, Mass., completed with the help of hundreds of volunteers and donated building supplies and land. Homes for Our Troops saves an average of 60 percent on the cost of every home because of contributions like these.
"When a vet is in need, people come out of everywhere to help," says Mr. Gonsalves, a former contractor who calls on tradesmen and suppliers across the country to build the homes.
The homes are not "one size fits all," but are adapted to each vet's needs, Gonsalves says. While Fountaine gets around easily on his prosthetics, sometimes he needs to use a wheelchair, so his home was constructed with an open floor plan, extra-wide doors for the wheelchair, and a bathroom with special features.
So far, the agency, based in Taunton, Mass., has houses completed or under way in 20 states.

Fountaine's is the 25th house the group has finished, and Gonsalves hopes to grow big enough never to have to turn down a vet who qualifies for the group's services. Of the approximately 30,000 injured veterans, he estimates about 2,000 are in the kind of condition that qualifies for help.
"To have a home that was built every second of its construction with Brian in mind, and everybody's thoughts being on love for Brian, and repaying him for what he's done – I've never been in a place like this," says Mary Long, Fountaine's fiancée.
"Ever since I came home from the hospital ... it's been literally amazing," Fountaine says. " I could never fathom the amount of support I've had, even from perfect strangers. They're against the war, they don't like the president, they don't like what's going on, but when us guys come home ... we're taken care of.... As my dad says, 'It's been a great ending to a bad beginning.' "
Fountaine and Ms. Long will be married June 8, the second anniversary of his "alive day," the day he survived the bomb that exploded under his Humvee. Then they will come home to a house built by friends they didn't know they had.

For more information on Homes for Our Troops, see Home For Our Troops.

A Sacrifice, And A Gift To The Troops
One Mother Of A Fallen Soldier Showed His Platoon Her True Support
BOSTON, March 21, 2008

(CBS) Maureen O'Haire of Rockland, Mass., supports the troops, and not in the patronizing, bumper-sticker sort of way. She really supports the troops. Specifically, the Marines, CBS News correspondent Steve Hartman reports. And in particular, a platoon of soldiers from the 2nd Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment based at Camp Lejeune, N.C. O'Haire has given them so much - starting with her son. Last year, just before his 21st birthday, Lance Cpl. Walter O'Haire was killed in Iraq. "God has a date we come in and a date we leave," O'Haire said. "And Wally did what he had to do and it was time to go back." Obviously, you can't ask for anything more from a Gold Star mom. But that proud Irish woman wanted to give more anyway. Using the $20,000 death benefit she got from the government, O'Haire offered to fly the whole platoon for a St. Patrick's Day bash in Boston. She welcomed them like family … exactly like family. "You bring all that mud in my house I'm kicking your ass," she said to one of the Marines. "They come into my home and they're just like having my other kids around," she told Hartman. O'Haire is widowed with eight other kids. She certainly had plenty of other ways to use that $20,000 - and yet she chose to spend it on the boys her son served with - for three days she put them up in a nice hotel, and took them all to church with her. And she made sure they got the royal treatment wherever they went. She even got 'em a spot in the big Boston St. Patrick's Day parade. Did they have a good time? What do you think? "I was amazed," one of the Marines said. "I mean this is just overwhelming." "She's probably one of the most amazing women I've ever met in my life," another said. "If a mother can cope with such a loss so well, I know I can do it too." It's the message - the gift - O'Haire was hoping these boys would leave with. "Men and women leave the service and they're very hurt because they lost good friends. And I don't want these guys to regret that Wally died," If these guys walk away and they remember Wally and not grieve - it will make me happy."

Great Friend(s) are hard to find

(Above pic does not reflect my friends)

My best bud "L" and her awesome hunny left to today to go home (Sigh).Was great having them visit....Thanks guys for the weekend fun and stuff :)

L FINALLY has a man that compliments her very well...I am happy for her, she needs some happiness in her life, don't we all?

Anyways, I got to meet "R" yesterday and you know 1st impressions?He was awesome, he gave great vibes and the time I spent with both of them was relaxing and different. By "Different" I ment L is acting in a totally different way then I am use to, it is like she has been given new life and she looks Freakin' Fantastic.....so all I can say is R, keep it up!

So please if you have any friends that live far away, stay in contact with them, even if there are problems that make you feel like you want to be alone ( I am bad about that, but I am getting better right L?) Take the time, even if it's email.

Just remember that friends are easy to get, but Great Friends are hard to find, but I truly found mine

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