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Saturday, May 3, 2008

World Naked Gardening Day!!!

WNGD



Get ready for the Fourth Annual World Naked Gardening Day (WNGD)! People across the globe are encouraged, on Saturday, May 3, 2008 to tend their portion of the world's garden clothed as nature intended.

Dumbass of the Day:Climbs outta van @55 MPR, then roams Nude on the Highway


Charges filed against man who walked naked along West Shore Bypass
4/30/2008 3:11:00 PM
Last Update: 5/02/2008 6:42:00 PM


Charges have been filed against the Reading man who walked naked along the West Shore Bypass after he was thrown from the roof of a minivan.

John W. Messerly, 38, of the 200 block of North Sixth Street had been in Berks County Prison since Friday without bail on allegations he violated his parole in an unrelated case.
Messerly was charged with risking a catastrophe and indecent exposure, open lewdness, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, driving while intoxicated, public drunkenness and other traffic violations.

Records indicate that Messerly had cocaine in his system when he was tested in the hospital. Police said Messerly was driving his employer’s minivan about 55 mph about 3 p.m. when he climbed out of the driver’s-side window, stood on the roof and was catapulted into the woods when the van crashed into a guide rail.

Police said he suffered a severe cut to his abdomen when he was thrown from the minivan into a wooded area along the highway, also known as Route 422.

Investigators said they still do not know why Messerly climbed out of the moving minivan.

In an interview with the Reading Eagle several days after the incident, Messerly denied climbing onto the roof. He said he was adjusting some lumber that had come loose when he was thrown out the passenger-side window.

Messerly said he climbed an embankment to get back onto the highway to seek help from passing motorists. He said he removed his clothes because he was in shock and wanted to see if he had any internal injuries. Messerly underwent emergency surgery in Reading Hospital and was released three days later.

Messerly is set to be arraigned Friday before District Judge Timothy M. Dougherty in West Reading.

WTF? Grim Reaper Getsm the Wrong Number





Grim Reaper gets a wrong number
By J.J. Huggins
Staff writer

METHUEN — Rose Griffin got a call late Friday night from someone looking for her son Timothy.

When she said Timothy Griffin didn't live there, the caller hung up, saying he must have the wrong number.

But Griffin was so angry at the late hour of the call that she dialed the man back, using the number showing on her caller ID.

"I said, 'Who the hell are you, calling my house at 10 o'clock looking for Timothy Griffin?'" she said.

That's when the man said he was calling to make funeral arrangements for his late mother, Rose.

"You're talking to the dead person," Griffin, 75, told the caller — funeral director Paul Blanchette.

And that's when Blanchette, who knows Griffin personally, recognized her voice.

"He said, 'Oh my God, it's you,'" Griffin recalled.

Blanchette works for Cataudella Funeral Home, where Griffin has registered her name so that when she does die, the funeral home will make the arrangements.

But Griffin, a greeter at Wal-Mart in Methuen, is pleased to report she isn't ready to meet the Grim Reaper.

"I'm too mean a person to die yet," she joked. "What is the saying? 'Only the good die young.'"

The macabre mix-up began with an answering service message to the funeral home to contact Griffin's 51-year-old son about arrangements for his mother, said Joe Cataudella, a co-owner of the funeral home. The son lives in an upstairs apartment at his mother's Oak Street home.

Cataudella said the call to the answering service must have been "a cruel prank."

"I've been doing this for about 35 years," he said. "It has happened a couple times through the years but not very many times. I can only remember one or two at the most."

Griffin has no idea who was behind the prank but she knows what she'll say to him if she tracks him down, though she's not telling.

"You don't want to know," she said.

The Doe Network/NAMPN

The Doe Network
The Doe Network is a volunteer organization devoted to assisting Law Enforcement in solving cold cases concerning Unexplained Disappearances and Unidentified Victims from North America, Australia and Europe. It is our mission to give the nameless back their names and return the missing to their families. We hope to accomplish this mission in three ways; by giving the cases exposure on our website, by having our volunteers search for clues on these cases as well as making possible matches between missing and unidentified persons and lastly through attempting to get media exposure for these cases that need and deserve it.

We cooperate with several Missing Person, Law Enforcement agencies and Medical Examiners and strive to work with more in the future. Click onthe banner to go the sites.


Also please visit the sister site:
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Busta & Janet Jackson: What's it Gonna be?

HK HAS taken my Soul...


Rapidfind,a Rapidshare comunnity that has 1000'a of free links to DL
TMZ, lastes celeb news 24/7 Bitches
Bouncing Bass, Where People and Bass Mix
Hello Kitty Hell,One Mans life in Cuteoverload ( I DONT Condone any HK bashing, I love her!!)
Goldielocks with a twist**NSFW**
10 Brilliant Business Cards
Collection of Funny Signs
Who's Pushin'daisies on May 3rd?

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Clit Scan
Indie Nudes
Naked Foxy Girls
Goth Fetish
Bad Gothic Dolls
Kitty's Angels
Simon's scan hotties

Deviant Art

Deviant Art


Join the largest art community in the world! As a member, you can collect favourites, submit art, and track your friends and favourite artists.

Here are some of my fave pics from the site(including the one in my blog header), Dr.Girlfriend & Zelda:

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Stiff of the Week: Gypsy Rose Lee


"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly"
~Gypsy Rose Lee


Full Name:
Rose Louise Hovick


DOB/DOD:
Feb. 9, 1914-Apr. 26, 1970
Burial:
Inglewood Park Cemetery
Inglewood
Los Angeles County
California, USA
Plot: Pinecrest Plot, Lot 1087, Grave 8. Across from Utopia Plot


Claim to Fame:
She was an American actress, burlesque entertainer, and writer whose 1957 memoir, which included a scathing portrait of her domineering mother, was made into the stage musical and film Gypsy.Gypsy Rose Lee died of cancer in Los Angeles in 1970.


Dumbass of the Day:Dude, Can I Borrow $2 Billion?


Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

07:59 PM CDT on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
From Staff Reports


A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

WTF?? Dispatcher falls asleep and snores during call

The Video of the Call

The Exits are to your left and right....


Skeleton found hanging in backyard While man cuts weeds
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Like Quotes? Updated Daily
Archive for Post Secret's Secrets
Need to Convert Media? Do it for free no download,etc
Think your Dateable? That this quiz
Free Viagra for old folks?? In Chile?? What are you all waiting for?

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88 by 88
Rare O Rama
Pink Punk Pussy
Fetish Grrl
Goth Kittens
Rock Dolls
Naked Elves
Fetish Sphere

Pics O'Day:Joel-Peter Witkin

I Dunno know how to describe his work but I find it very interesting, he uses people with deformities and also real dead people....the site is a tribute to Joel's art and very NSFW, Click on the pics to see the rest:
Joel-Peter Witkin

Ride Accidents-Who died at what park, On what ride?



RideAccidents.com
is the world's single most comprehensive, detailed, updated, accurate, and complete source of amusement ride accident reports and related news. The site includes a record of fatal amusement ride accidents in the United States since 1972, and, for the past nine years, has recorded all types of accidents, including many from outside the United States. The number of injuries and fatalities recorded at this site does not reflect the total number of injuries and deaths that have occurred as a result of amusement ride accidents. RideAccidents.com is a nonprofit operation, and is not affiliated with any government agency, amusement industry organization, or consumer advocacy group

Get more Gory Details and such here:
Ride Accidents

HeadSprung-LL Cool J

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Pfft... Deal with it


The Poop Report
Keeping the bread in the bathroom, yum yum
10 Most Expensive Domains ever
Birth Of a Chicken, Step by Step
Ultimate Toy Collection
Flea Market Montgomery
Todays Death's, May 1
Darth Vader In Love

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Want A Plaster Cast of Jimi Hendrix Dick or Peache's Tits? Then Site is for you..
Homemade Sex Toys

Pics O'Day:Cuteoverload

O.M.G. I ammhaving sugar overload again people...please, if your having a bad day, this site will put a smile on your face, here is the linky:CuteOverload

Here are some pics to enjoy, arent they CUTE??:

Sweet Sixteen-Billy Idol

Adipocere-Corpse Wax And Cheese


Adipocere has a long history of frightening and fascinating mankind. From so-called "incorruptable saints" to the famous "iceman", adipocere formation on remains has long been known- and feared.
Adipocere is a soapy, waxy, and in some instances, cheese-like substance derived from the fat and soft tissues of a deceased person or animal; it is a by-product of the natural process of decomposition. It may form in semi-moist or very wet environments, hence the relative terms of "dry" and "wet" adipocere. It can be a creamy white color, gray, or even a shade of tan, brown, or almost black. Early in its formation, adipocere gives off a pungent odor similar to ammonia, though this may be difficult to discern in situ due to other decomposition gases (cadaverine, and putresine, for example). Later, adipocere may be rank and cheesey, or sweet-smelling, or it have no odor at all. It can be heated to a plastic-like state, melted, clarified, or burned. Its consistency varies, from being gooey as with a mushy bar of soap, to semi-soft like with a young cheddar cheese, to hard and grainy, as with candle wax.

The Website to get more Details:
Corpse Wax

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Pixdaus: An Archive of Photos

This site has thousands of HQ photos,free to join( you dont have too, but if you want to keep track of your pics)and enjoy,here's the link:
Pixdaus
Here are a couple of examples of what they offer:


Man I am Bone Tired


Fuzzmail
Want $1m? Well be the first scientist to produce and bring to market in vitro meat, Doesnt that seem yummy?NOT
Wintergreen smelling E.Coli
Teacher caught AGAIN for 3rd time having sex with Student, WHY isnt she kept in jial?
Bored? Some Office Pranks for you all
FluidHand Prosthetic
15 Pet Products we Never thought Would exist
Barbie Is a Whore
IN the Mood For Penis Soup?
Corpses Of the Day April 30

NSFW
Worst Porn Intro EVER
It's Suppose to be a Sex tape Of Jimmy Hendrix, ah suuurrrreee
Dirty Panty List
Babes Kick Ass
Floppy-Tits (again these are the real site names)
Nude Paradise

Kingdom Hearts:Simple And Clean (Remix)

Coast to Coast AM With George Noory


This Site is cool has everything from Ghosts,UFOS,Cryptozoology and much much more. It's fee to look arunf and for a small fee you can join and get the Online version of the radio shows ( they also have a listing where you can hear the shows across America and also online)
Coast to Coast AM
Below is a couple of pics from the site, The "Hand"is actually a Mushroom and the Spider is called the Jack O'Lantern Orb Spider:

Monday, April 28, 2008

Dumbass of the Day: Hey baby have my Money ready, I'm in a hurry


Attempted robbery in Benzie County lands 2 in jail
Men called ahead and told cashier they were on the way and to have the money ready.
Posted: Thursday, April 28, 2008 at 9:48 a.m.

Investigators say two men walked into a Benzie County gas station with a gun and demanded money.

Police say it happened early this morning at the Shell gas station in Honor. They say the two men had come in earlier and told the cashier they would be back to rob the store later.

The cashier then called 911, and around 3 in the morning, the two suspects came back and robbed the station while holding the clerk at gun point. However, police say they where there and the men where arrested.

WTF? X 2: Baby Gets a gun and Expelled Over Swords


Police issue gun permit to 10-month-old boy

Someone sent in an application for a gun permit that included a $5 check and the following information:

Last Name: Ludwig
First Name: Bubba
Date of Birth: 2006
Sex: Male Race: White
Height: 2 ft 3 in Weight: 20 lbs

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? No
In the past 5 years, have you been a patient in any medical facility or part of any medical facility used primarily for the care or treatment of persons for mental illness? No
Are you addicted to narcotics? No
Are you mentally retarded? No
Are you an alien who is unlawfully present in the United States? No

Signature: [a scribble]

There's one important question they didn't ask: Are you an infant?

If they had, the Illinois State Police would have learned that they were about to issue a Firearm Owner's Identification Card to a 10-month-old baby named Howard David Ludwig. His father, also named Howard, filed the form after someone bought the baby a 12-gauge shotgun.

"As a FOID cardholder, baby Bubba can own a firearm and ammunition in Illinois. He can also legally transport an unloaded weapon -- though he can't walk yet, so that's not an issue," his father writes in the Daily Southtown, where he works as a columnist. "The plastic card has a picture of a toothless, grinning Bubba in the upper right corner. It includes his name, address and date of birth."

In their defense, the police say they're following the law. "There is nothing in the FOID Act or any of the rules that says anything about age restrictions," Lt. Scott Compton tells the paper.



Souvenir swords get two expelled
Students ousted from Apple Valley, Eagan schools after spring choir trip
By Bao Ong

Article Last Updated: 04/24/2008 12:29:32 AM CDT

Two students attending Eagan and Apple Valley high schools were expelled last week after buying souvenir swords during a spring break choir trip in the United Kingdom.

A chaperone found the duct-taped boxes that held the swords after the students left the store. The swords were confiscated on the trip and never made it to Minnesota. The students flew home several days early, and the district disciplined the students when they returned.

"The severity of the punishment didn't fit the crime here," said Brad Briggs, 45, an Eagan resident and father of one of the expelled teens. "There was no intent of violence."

Briggs spoke at a Rosemount-Apple Valley-Eagan School Board meeting after his son, a 16-year-old sophomore at Eagan High School, was kicked out of classes for the remainder of the school year after buying a $60 set of three samurai swords in York, England.

The district stuck to its student safety policy and doled out an expulsion that allows Briggs' son to return to school in the fall.

The other student, a senior, was expelled from the School of Environmental Studies in Apple Valley for the remainder of the school year. At first, she was not going to be allowed to participate in graduation ceremonies. However, after negotiations, school officials agreed to let her graduate with her class.

She had bought an 18-inch sword that was a "Lord of the Rings" replica for Father's Day, said her father, Dennis Fischbach.

School districts have grown increasingly vigilant in enforcing student safety policies in the wake of high-profile cases of violence in schools, educators and school officials said.
But others — from parents to lawmakers — wonder if the rules go too far at times, with the policies creating unintended consequences.

Briggs said school board members made it clear that student safety is a priority when they approved the expulsion. He just wishes his son — a choir member, Sunday school teacher and Boy Scout leader — could finish the school year with his classmates.

"What got him in trouble was being lost in the moment and buying a cool souvenir for his room," said Briggs, at the April 14 board meeting as he tried to control his tears.

Briggs and Fischbach agreed to interviews with the Pioneer Press on the condition their children's names be withheld from this story. The district said it could not discuss the names of the students or details of the expulsions because of privacy laws.

"We never expected to be expelled," Briggs' son said. "We're not the sort of students that people would expect to do something like this."

"It wasn't like he was buying an M-16," the father said.

The Briggs family is thankful their son was not expelled for the maximum full school year and can return to the district.

The students, who are completing their classes with the help of an assigned teacher, said although they disagreed with the decision, they understood why the school handed out the expulsions.

Superintendent John Currie said the district uses its best judgment on a case-by-case basis.

"We make the best decision we can to protect the safety of everybody involved," he said.

Charlie Kyte, executive director of the Minnesota Association of School Administrators, went through a similar situation when he was superintendent in Northfield, Minn.

"Schools are in a real Catch-22," he said.

A popular student once brought a toy gun to the high school, and Kyte had to expel him.

"Had I let him off the hook, the signal would've gone to students that we didn't care about the policy," Kyte said.

A fourth-grader from an Asian immigrant family once brought a big knife, without his parents knowing, for a show-and-tell activity at school because the knife was important in the family, Kyte said.

The student was suspended, he said.

Safety policies vary from district to district, as well as state to state. Some choose a zero-tolerance rule, while others have a "no-tolerance" policy that gives school officials more discretion in discipline.

For the Eagan district, the state's fourth-largest, having a consistent policy is likely more important because of the large student population, Kyte said.

But the problem with zero tolerance is too many students who simply make a mistake and do not intend to harm anyone get punished, said attorney Amy Goetz, who founded the St. Paul-based School Law Center.

She said Minnesota law is vague and lacks a consistent standard, which can lead to students being punished excessively.

"Most parents don't know how easy it is for their children to be ousted from schools," Goetz said.

Mike Roseen, chairman of the Rosemount-Apple Valley-Eagan School Board, said district officials take expulsions seriously.

"The process is fair, and the process is equitable," Roseen said. "And if someone gets caught up in something where they made a mistake, I'm sorry about that. There's a policy we're going to go by."

I think I forgot something....


Pierced Eyeglasses
Lice Art
I'm going to hell, But please dont shoot the Puppy ( I really love puppies)
Deaths Of The Day April 29
Cities seen at night from space
Pygmy Elephants (I want one)
Turn your handwriting into a font to use onthe computer
**NSFW**Need Dirty Limericks?


NSFW
Celebrities For Free Nude
Lesbi Cinema
Jimmy's Celeb World
Bradvei Scans
House Of models
Daisy Nudes
Juicy Bodies
Stunning Snatches, Hey You cant make these names up,for reals!

ABBA Vs.Beyonce Vs.Jay Z-Crazy Trooper

Pics O'Day:I Has A Hotdog

O.M.G. I Love this website it makes my day,here are some pics, get the rest here:
I has a hotdog




Ghost Study






This Site gives me the creeps, but I keep going back, here's the links and some pics from the site, the monthly free pics,the forum is also free to join and what's new is free, so go take a look and have fun!
Ghost Study's Fresh Pictures

Make sure to vote!!


To your right I have added a poll so you all can vote for the Stiff of the week...Soplease vote you have till thursday :)

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Post Secret Picks of the Week

I Love this site, it's amazing the Secrets people have. I will make my picks of the "best" of the week, visit the site, the postcards are taken down every week on Sunday to add new ones:
Get the rest of the Weeks Post Secrets




Army Wives On Lifetime


Ok, let me set the record straight: I dont like "Army Wives", I really dont, it's fake, BUT they do touch on a few items that really do happen in the life of a military spouse/girl/boyfriend.Those are Gossiping,cheating,abuse and others. The reason why I am bring this up is because someone sent me this link about the show and I thought I would share it all with you, aren't I nice?
I am a Military wife and Child of a high ranking Soldier, so I guess I can have an opinion on this, It makes me mad on how they protray the Enlisted wives ( yes I know it's a TV show) BUT I Work and I am finishing my Schooling to even waste my time crap like that, you know?
Stuff like that and other things Military wives do, does messed up the "Idea" civilians have of the Military life...yes my dears it isnt always glam, it can down right depressing,but hey it gets like that every where else too,not just withthe military. But go ahead and read these messages in the forums, they are very entertaining:

Army Wives on Lifetime Thread

Um, Your kitty is Showing..


For Dogs who like to dress up
A Place to Look and Listen
View my Death
**NSFW** Sexy Losers Comics
Creepy Icons for Blogs and such
Black Xeuphoria
Michael Hussar Dark Art
10 Minute Email
Dead people April 28,08

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Dutch and Belgium Celeb Babes
Beauty
Free Adult magazines to download
Robbs Celeb oops Site
Incubus Scans
Bellazon
Beatiloro

Pics O'Day:Kitty The Puppy Princess


She's my pup, the greatest I've ever know,She's World famous,and she has been on the net and now on my blog
A mad Easter Bunny
She Loves it, really