The Archive of Misheard Lyrics

The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
FUNNIEST OF THE WEEK
1) Robert Palmer
Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.
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2) National Anthems
Oh Canada
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
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3) J. Geils Band
Centerfold
My anus is the center hole
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4) R.E.M.
Losing My Religion
Let's pee in the corner,
Let's pee in the spotlight.
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5) Creedence Clearwater Revival
Bad Moon Rising
There's a bathroom on the right